Yes, that's an extremely mature posting Жұқтыру.
Sarcasm does not go well on the internet, but you're wrong in saying that either way.
A: Sarcastically saying that: Well, explain how it is not mature.
B: Literally meaning that: Yes, it is; by your standards, rotten poop is mature, so I could not care less.
Informative Clan Page: (2/10) And now we look at After darks clan page. Notice anything missing? Oh yes, information.
AD is run by mostly one folk who does have some time to play,
some. Poon Squad is run by two friends in real life who have loads of time to play, as shown by their very short bootimes that they usually don't get booted by (3.5% and 5.4%). Yet the two of them can't make a frontpage that doesn't repulse? Let me explain.
Clanless visitor goes to After_Dark and reads the whole thing, I'll go chronologic reactions list of majority of folk.
1. Tagline - it's pretty ok.
2. Picture - it's cool.
3. First sentence in the description: UNDER REBUILDING. That means that it
should get better in the future, but right now, I shouldn't be disappointed if it's mediocre.
4. First paragraph: gives a very general and vague clan description, to be elaborated in future paragraphs.
5. Second paragraph: I see, so I can go there if I'm smart and want to help other folk learn in setting of the Warlight game or want to learn myself. (Note: You, indibob, and all other Poon Squad members would be welcomed if you have grasped enough ædœology to willingly teach us.)
6. Interparagraph: Ok, nothing interesting, oh, cool, Warlight's at the bottom :). Will look at this with more detail later if I'll think about joining this clan.
7. Third Paragraph: Hmm? I'll pay attention to that on public fora, maybe it'll be ok, at the least, it will be learning.
8. Fourth Paragraph: How to get in, how to stay in and ending note reminding the first sentence.
Now, same with majority of folk going to Poon Squad page for the first time:
1. Er, that's an unique tagline (5% visitors gone)
2. First Paragraph: Ok, bye. (75% visitors gone)
Rest of the paragraphs are decent if you're the minority who likes this theme. If there would be a 90% taking away of controversial/silly ("da BOOT") content on the Poon Squad page, I'd rate the page 6/10.
Clean/Mature Reputation: (2/10) It is what it is, what people perceive, i shalln't argue with this one except to say that you alone must drop your clans maturity level a few points
AD doesn't pride itself it's mature, that's like
normal humans 6+ priding themselves that they can walk. Maturity is a good trait, isn't that what your clan prides itself on?
Well we always have an interclan tournament going plus a team game. Generally 10 - 20 clan games going at once. So i would up that rating a notch, but 8 isn't bad regardless.
This wasn't much different than I was expecting, maybe even lower. Most other clans with over 40 members have interclan tournaments and anywhere from 0.05 games to 0.5 games per head (depending on pickiness/member quality).
Unity/Achievements: (3/10) All those games going at once with our clan mates and you question our unity? What is it that your clan does to unify so well that we would only be worthy of a 3?
I'm not really taking off points for unity, but Pooncrew did leave your clan for After_Dark and the members do have quite some variance.
Achievements:
* Only clan I know to ever have a pornographic icon (not currently) (bad/good effect, most agree that the bad outweighs the good)
* One of the most hated clans on Warlight (bad effect)
* Group with roughly 40 folk who mostly are under 20% bootrate (simple enough)
* Abnormally fast games (bad/good effect, most agree that the bad outweighs the good.)
* Member of the month (ditto)
* Tell me if I forgot something
Half of the achievements are negatives, this is not good, this is the other way of good. I rated you too well in this category.
The rest of your posting is drivel. Games made are games WE joy playing, so if in your mind they are hurried and poorly made then that's your loss. We aren't going to create games especially for your taste. I'm sad that you find you cannot formulate and execute orders within 24 hours but please don't attack us because we can and prefer to.
The second ratings were based on my preferences, I implied I was putting bias in (that many, most likely most, folk share.). Interclan games, well, you've been warned and it's a prerequisite that you must be fast and "have a sense of humour". That's not the main problem, open games are. With controversial, disgusting names like "United We Poon" and "From Queef to Shining Queef." and 8 hour bootimes.
There's an idealogic line on Warlight, who gets the fault for rigged/
creative games. I say that the person joining deserves what they get, but the person making the game doesn't want to play, they want to win by any means. Some folk just want to start up Warlight and play, without reading working conditions, assuming it's vaguely good.
Let's say you legally download software that, in the working conditions, says that you are now signing off all your money, things and land to Arkady Volozh. 49/50 folk don't read the working conditions, I doubt you're exceptional, so you click "I have read this and I agree." The next day, all your money, things and land are gone.
Was it your fault? Absolutely, you lied to the console, practically meaning that you could do unlikable things to the company before they can stop you, against you reading what unlikable things you should not do and easily avoiding pitfalls that hurt the company and could hurt you.
Was the company an arse? Absolutely, but you lied, so foresee some consequences.
As to sexual games, well i play second life for that, no need for it here and have no idea how you would play one even if i wanted to on here.
What? This is your first life? Now I feel sad for you. Anyhow, I'm not sure on specifics, but there's cybersex/dirt talk, for complete losers and then there's just group chat who can type queef the most in one minute? Not all participate in these, but the biggest culprit for those who don't want anything to do with this theme is the public game names. Disgusting.
