This month we'd like to honor someone who has been with us since Pooncrew and QueefBalls used their proverbial seed to impregnate the mistress known as PayPal and give birth to the Poon Squad.

Although this player once took a brief hiatus from the clan, he returned like a mating salmon swimming back upstream. Now, he's known as someone who holds every Poon to a high standard, keeping everyone accountable when they don't fulfill their duties to the clan.

He was once referred to by OxTheArtist as "the god of 1v1." His diet is high in fiber and he never needs to floss.

Please join us in honoring August's member of the month:

ieatpubes

The god of 1v1...

Oh shit Noobster found this.


Uhhm. I obviously meant NOOBSTER was the god of 1v1

*sweats*

Can't believe Pooncrew STILL has this profile picture.

^ Yeah well, Fizzer doesn't care apparently.

Heck it took two days to remove the Granny porn lol.

Edited 9/10/2015 17:54:49

Its a roast beef sandwich. If I had a picture of a banana would you complain too?

yay!

Edited 9/10/2015 18:55:28

We know very well what it looks like and you're aware of it.

Also, I laughed out loud at the fact that ieatpubes's name was changed by an admin but he re-changed it back. We need more admins ^^

Edited 9/10/2015 18:59:15

Can't believe Pooncrew STILL has this profile picture.

Because Warlight...Warlight never changes.

I personally find roast beef very offensive. Pork products such as ham and bacon are the only appropriate sandwich meats.

whats the big fuss about pooncrews picture? even if it was offensive noones forcing you to look. they hate them cos they anus

The God of 1v1? I think you spelled professor dead piggy wrong.

whats the big fuss about pooncrews picture? even if it was offensive noones forcing you to look. they hate them cos they anus

Ok, going to be doing surgery right outside your door, it might get bloody, recommend you stay away unless you'd like to get infected.

What? You think that's going to be horrible to watch? Silly, noone's forcing you to watch, now go finish mowing the lawn.

Benjamin if you saw the original post you would have noticed I wasn't being serious.

@russian guy: good luck with the surgery, hope you fix whatever potentially infectious injury the guy has

Guys guys guys. Maybe you don't like roast beef sandwiches but there are other types too. Ham, Turkey, chicken parm to name a few. Just cause you disagree with Pooncrew's meat choice doesn't mean you have to report him.

At least that's what I'm assuming is happening cause I STILL don't know what you guys are seeing. Personally I scroll past the thumbnail and always think it's Botticelli's "Birth of Venus."

Link for the uncultured:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth_of_Venus

Edited 9/11/2015 17:31:21