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Almost two decades ago Warlight came to light, before being confused with someone else and moving to The Zone, where it wagered war against "Great Gambling Groomer" Antartic Vision
A lot has happened and the battles are endless, but we made great friends along way and discovered the true value of loyalty, comradery and frienship above all.
Cast your vote for Best-of-the-Worst! Have fun ranking the list of Best-of-the-Worst! Share your very own Best-of-the-Worst!
Bring your Best friends, share with your Worst clanmates, it's the BEST (of the WORST).
In no particular order, the nominations are:
Rufus/Eraserhead
For refusing to cancel a 60K+ coin game against a noob whose account automatically wagered all of his coins without his knowledge.
That's what happens when gambling addicts turn to Warzone for a cheaper fix. Better luck next time, sucker!
FleXUS
For hollowing out his former clan and establishing the first and only monopoly in Clan Wars.
This MoD wannabe made a name for himself by performing the Zone's first true miracle: multiaccounting in Clan Wars without getting caught. And the rest... is history.
When asked for comments, FleXUS swore most of the alts were legitimate players who wished to remain anonymous
Norman
Gnuffone's spiritual successor, who normanized cheating in the most exclusive competition in The Zone.
Normal, an overachiever in his own right, couldn't be bothered to actually check if his comrades were quality cheaters or sloppy ones. Unfortunately for him (but lucky for us), laziness goes hand in hand with people's tendency to brag
Alexclusive/CONSEQUENCER
For being exclusive, for real.
You might think that the very concept of exclusive inclusivity is a contradiction in and of itself, but this The Zone not kindergarten and if you can't handle the contradiction of a timinator blockade placed after an airlift, you're clearly not even REMOTELY qualified to have an opinion about any of this.
AND for naming a template after himself... (gosh I almost forgot!) Twice!
At this point I'm wondering if there's an onlyalex page coming soon.
Would probably subscribe.
To be included (For once)
Kratt
Aka implosion done right. No fuss, no crap, no time. Get the hell out of my lawn you kids!
Knyte
For being past his Prime and failing to live up to everyone's expectations. Kratt would NOT approve
Mylo, Sanmu, Stonewall & Co.
For being lazy about Clan Wars, taking the piss once they got called out for being lazy, gaslighting half of the clan and then... pulling a FleXUS. Only to end up being lazy about Clan Wars (lol) and becoming a short lived occasional second with a passion for SEAD and low effort games.
You can still find Optimum somewhere in the CW list, never mind if you see double, that's part of the master plan
Deadman, Beren, Let's fight & co.
For allowing the mostest importantest competition in the whole Zone to turn into a joke.
You might think that ego strokes could be technically construed as a form of foreplay, and I won't judge you for that, to each their own. But why call it a -ussy (<== that's actual inclusivity alex, you're welcome) when it's just the back of your hand? I wonder
FleXUS, Phaeril, Zev & co.
For literally buying a Clan League spot for a placeholder clan. Behold! The French Community is NO MORE! Long live USB!
Why stop at Clan Wars, the 2v2 ladder and the 3v3 ladder? You gotta catch 'em all! Same people, two different clans, what could possibly go wrong?
When asked for comments, Let's Fight turned the lazy eye and alex excluded himself from the conversation.
Personally, I don't support glamourizing monopoly like that. This a Risk-inspired game for God's sake!
Jefferspin
For bringing the art of trolling to the next next level by impersonating Pulsey
NoNo
For being a way less polished FleXUS wannabe. Two clans, a dozen of alts and the best he could do was 6th place... lol
Bodski, Texx and Nice Guy (aka the asterisk guy, you're welcome)
For pulling a reverse FleXUS and taking over the largest active clan in the Zone.
For this recipe, you will need: a sucker with too much time on his hands, a cup of gasoline, one ounce of pretence.
STEP 1: wait for the sucker to recruit hundreds of people and train a good chunk of them.
STEP 2: trigger the sucker into losing his shit.
STEP 3: weaponize the sucker's reaction and takeover his clan (it helps if the sucker is a little bit coo-coo to begin with)
Eternity/Harmony
For being a sucker with way too much time on his hands and mass mailing every active player in the Zone when Fizzer threatened to pull the trigger on clan Harmony.
Look closely Alex, this is what happens when you can't let go of a vanity project. Best of luck
Fizzer
For actually pulling the trigger on clan Harmony. In slow motion.
If you're going channel your inner Kratt, you might as well own it
Pirtuzogno
Loosing is the new winning
Asterisk guy
You get an uncapped clan! And you get an uncapped clan! And you get an uncapped clan!
Uncapped clans for everybody! What's not to love about this Bodski impersonator? All of the bullshit, none of the communication skills
Eternity/Harmony, again
For being Phakh Gokhn
Phakh Gokhn
For having had WAY too much fun with Hawks
DannyB
Clan Wars Master Extraordinaire.
One in the pink, one in the stink.
NONO would be proud
Alexclusive/CONSEQUENCER, again
For pulling an inside out FleXUS and hollowing out 101st, performing poorly in Division A anyway and being forced to include some of ONE!'s players into his new vanity project: the evergreen Turtles clan.
After washing the dishes in 2025, they're back to vacuum the carpets.
Allinclusive deleted his account and couldn't be reached for comments, but I think he would approve.
You can still find 101st somewhere in the bottom of the list, next to Optimum. At least they still have Stefàno, who won't be allowed to evolve into a turtle.
Stefano36k
For pulling a soft FleXUS (ah!)
No, seriously
Pirtuzogno, again
For undermining Romy's leadership. We get it, you do SO MUCH. All of those endless conversations with yourself really take some effort.
Could that be another FleXUS in the making you ask? No, it's just an alt.
Veravari
Fifty NOs and one YES... is a YES
Doctor K
For his consistent and unapologetic effort to Make Misogyny Great Again
Platinum
Winky Patrol extraordinaire and savvy investor. Doctor K would approve.
Roger de Flor (and his many characters)
For being annoying in global chat.
The Global Chat
For existing.
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