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alexclusive 
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And it came to pass, after many days of striving, that an amendment was made betwixt the Asslandic Turtles and the Harmony Trombones. For the hearts of their families were sore with sorrow, and their land weary with the shedding of blood.
Then did the elders take counsel, and they spake, saying: “Let there be peace in our borders, that our children perish not, neither our seed be cut off from the earth.” And the people hearkened unto their voice, and the matter was established.
And the covenant was sealed with a marriage: for Bodski took to wife Texx, and she became his bride. And their union was as a bond unbreakable, and as a bridge over troubled waters, that the house of the one might cleave unto the house of the other.
So were the Asslandic Turtles and the Harmony Trombones joined in accord, and their enmity was healed. And the people rejoiced with great rejoicing, and they sang songs of peace in the streets.
Thus was the alliance mended, and it stood as a testimony through the ages, that strife may give way unto fellowship, and the sword be turned into a plowshare. Amen.
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| Clan Cup Sign Up: 2025-08-22 20:40:23 |
old yeller
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today’s youths are so misguided, they think they invented the world.
don’t feel bad alexclusive, we were all you dumb punks once. in time you will come to accept the way of things and know that you’re not that great. in the meantime please continue your boasting, it will make your defeat all the sweeter seeing you eat your words.
in the immortal words of hans and franz
“will will squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste between our thighs and believe me, after that 4 out of 5 dentists won’t recommend you for anything.”
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| Clan Cup Sign Up: 2025-08-22 23:20:22 |
alexclusive
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And lo, when the matter was laid unto him, Old Yeller lifted up his voice, and with trembling lips he denied it. Yea, he spake many words, and yet his words were empty, and his denials pitiful in the ears of the people.
For though he covered himself with excuses as with a garment, yet the garment was thin, and his shame was not hidden. Verily, a restlessness abode in him, and his countenance was darkened; and all that beheld him perceived that his spirit was vexed within him.
And some whispered one to another, saying, “His heart is barren, and his soul is unquiet. For he hath not found peace in himself, neither satisfaction in his ways; therefore doth he gnash and murmur, and deny with feeble tongue.”
Thus was his denial accounted as nothing, and his frailty made manifest before all. And the truth endured, though he strove against it, and the memory of his weakness was not erased. Amen.
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| Clan Cup Sign Up: 2025-08-23 10:08:31 |
Seraph
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How did the prophet Alexcluvski not foresee this? (Note some details are still being finalised.) TLA Elves: TLA Wizards (aka Istari): TLA Balrogs: TLA Dragons:
Edited 8/24/2025 09:14:51
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