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Bodski 
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alexclusive
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And it came to pass, after many days of striving, that an amendment was made betwixt the Asslandic Turtles and the Harmony Trombones. For the hearts of their families were sore with sorrow, and their land weary with the shedding of blood.
Then did the elders take counsel, and they spake, saying: “Let there be peace in our borders, that our children perish not, neither our seed be cut off from the earth.” And the people hearkened unto their voice, and the matter was established.
And the covenant was sealed with a marriage: for Bodski took to wife Texx, and she became his bride. And their union was as a bond unbreakable, and as a bridge over troubled waters, that the house of the one might cleave unto the house of the other.
So were the Asslandic Turtles and the Harmony Trombones joined in accord, and their enmity was healed. And the people rejoiced with great rejoicing, and they sang songs of peace in the streets.
Thus was the alliance mended, and it stood as a testimony through the ages, that strife may give way unto fellowship, and the sword be turned into a plowshare. Amen.
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old yeller
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today’s youths are so misguided, they think they invented the world.
don’t feel bad alexclusive, we were all you dumb punks once. in time you will come to accept the way of things and know that you’re not that great. in the meantime please continue your boasting, it will make your defeat all the sweeter seeing you eat your words.
in the immortal words of hans and franz
“will will squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste between our thighs and believe me, after that 4 out of 5 dentists won’t recommend you for anything.”
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alexclusive
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And lo, when the matter was laid unto him, Old Yeller lifted up his voice, and with trembling lips he denied it. Yea, he spake many words, and yet his words were empty, and his denials pitiful in the ears of the people.
For though he covered himself with excuses as with a garment, yet the garment was thin, and his shame was not hidden. Verily, a restlessness abode in him, and his countenance was darkened; and all that beheld him perceived that his spirit was vexed within him.
And some whispered one to another, saying, “His heart is barren, and his soul is unquiet. For he hath not found peace in himself, neither satisfaction in his ways; therefore doth he gnash and murmur, and deny with feeble tongue.”
Thus was his denial accounted as nothing, and his frailty made manifest before all. And the truth endured, though he strove against it, and the memory of his weakness was not erased. Amen.
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Seraph
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How did the prophet Alexcluvski not foresee this legendary coalition? TLA Dwarves: TLA Istari (aka Wizards): TLA Elves: TLA Dragons:
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Adam
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Here is the HUNS group: HUNSTOPPABLES:
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Tom #2
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Bodski
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Trombones
Texx, Bodski, SilentWarrior, dd, Kcnroh
Kazoos
Trump 45-47, TonyG4Real, sfj, Mongoose, ChrisWar
Bugles
ReneDaycart, NorthPenguinEOP, Andrtych, Nmind, SweetSasyMolasy
Horns
tito, Bleblble, Yes1, Watch3r, FrankIocabazi
Trumpets
old yeller, BoatyMcBoatface, Andi, Doctor K, Dan
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alexclusive
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And it came to pass in those days that Captain Bodski lifted up his hand to write a decree concerning the people of Harmony Trombones. But lo, his hand slipped, and his letters were marred; and he wrote not Trombones, but Tombones.
And when the people beheld it, they marveled, and some laughed with great laughter. For it was a small thing, yet it revealed his folly, that he who was called captain could not keep his own tongue nor guide his hand aright.
Surely, if he stumbleth in the letters of a word, how shall he stand in the day of trial? And if his hand erreth in the writing of names, how much more shall his judgment fail in the weightier matters?
Thus was his weakness made plain, and his honor diminished before the multitude. And the name Tombones clung unto them for a season, as a mark of his incompetence, and the memory of his error endured. Amen.
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Bill Green
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alexclusive
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And lo, the day of trial was come, the hour appointed from the beginning. The field was made ready, and the banners were lifted high, and the people gathered to behold the contest.
But when the hosts looked upon the might of Team Name Pending, fear fell upon them as a shadow at noonday. Their hearts melted, and their courage withered as the grass before the flame.
One by one they turned aside, yea, even all the companies together. They fled unto the hills, and some hid themselves in the valleys, and others returned unto their tents, saying in secret, “It is vain to strive against such as these.”
Thus it was that no foe remained in the field, and the day was won without the lifting of a hand. And the glory of Team Name Pending waxed great, and their name was exalted above the nations.
And the people cried with a loud voice, saying, “Surely this is the chosen host, and none may stand before them.” Amen.
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old yeller
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alexclusive awoke to realize “fudge, i talked so much trash but now am skewered, if only i’d shown humility old yeller would not be laughing at my grave.”
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