http://runt-of-the-web.com/best-chef-ramsay-meme/3

can you beat them?

(any kind of jokes are allowed)

Good joke?
The fact that you think this crap you call a Cookie
IS SO OVERBAKED THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREEN PARTY CANDIDATE.

THIS SOUP IS SO FUCKING HOT
IT IS WEARING A BIKINI

THIS CHICKEN IS SO BLACK IT JUST OFFERED ME A MIXTAPE.

Edited 3/9/2015 10:33:50

THIS TOAST IS BURNT SO BLACK IT STOLE MY BIKE AND DUMPED IT IN A FUCKING RIVER

THESE FRIES ARE SO OILY THE US MILITARY WANTS TO INVADE IT

no you're doing it wrong; its:
YOU PUT SO MUCH OIL
THE US IS TRYING TO INVADE THE PLATE

THE FISH IS SO UNDERCOOKED
ITS STILL TRYING TO FIND NEMO

Edited 3/9/2015 14:30:31

THE STEAK IS SO BURNT AND BLACK, IT'S PROTESTING IN FERGUSON.

THIS WATER
IS BURNT

THIS SOUP IS SO RICH
IT JUST BROKE THE EUROZONE

yer maw

http://youtu.be/syRQ7iShpzY

THIS OCTOPUS IS SO UNDERCOOKED
THAT THE JAPANESE ARE STILL TRYING TO USE IT FOR TENTACLE PORN.

Edited 3/11/2015 12:37:25

Sorry, I can't tell you my jokes because they're call fish based puns and recently there was a law passed that banned fish based puns. Yeah I know, it's soul-less.