Do you not know what a kilometer is? Do you know an average of .7 languages? Will you invade any country for their oil

Sounds like you’re an American! Warzone is an American website, let’s take ownership and prove why Americans are the best :)


You do not have to currently live in the States to apply. Come play guys :)






Special thanks to Rento for hosting and Marcus for being a benevolent Emperor

Current roster: me and nauz so far

Here is discord invite =====> https://discord.gg/PtGKc4Ez

what the fuck is a kilometerrr

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https://images.app.goo.gl/XDv9CqkUTCvJRhTBA should be https://media.tenor.com/InrbppWYBB0AAAAM/america-hurricane.gif

https://imgur.com/a/XKDc3uN is a bad image if you try to get the direct image url using Mobile Safari.

I'm American and interested in Nations Cup, but I've got two problems
1- I'm kinda a shit player
2- I refuse to join discord
So count me in for the B team?

sir this is Wendy's

Might if the maps are alright

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Do Americans speak such Truths about freedom? Then I'm in!

Or, well, my petition is in! Can i join the american flag? Netherlands' only caused people to get VPN-suspicious (Hi DanWL!)

Netherlands' only caused people to get VPN-suspicious (Hi DanWL!)

Speaking of that, until Dan proves you dont live here, you can come play for team NL ;)

I'd be interested in playing for the 'ole US of A in the Nations Cup but I already have committed to play for Ireland. They offered such attractive fringe benefits* that there's no way I could have said no.

*Fringe benefits include Irish whiskey and a corporate tax regime that make inversions a favorable option.

Yes, yes. I heard Platinum was doing quite a lot of Irish whiskey advertisement. Seems you got caught e.e

If you can only play for the country that you got in your profile, i will gladly join Team NL <3
I'm only joining America coz my fellow Dragon runs the recruitment :P

The standard of medical healthcare in a tribe is going to your local shaman for magical potions.
The standard of medical healthcare in America is going to your local pharmacist for magical pills.



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^ does it not matter where the people are? More weight in same place should cause higher gravity to be applied and the risk of breaking should increase, especially in places where there’s fewer supports.

They hate us cos they ain’t us. Imagine your biggest fault is your people are too well fed. :D

American healthcare is expensive. Probably because we have best doctors in the world :)

are they really well-fed when 12%. has diabetes?