I turn into Chuck Norris, and by merely standing the hill implodes , destroying everyone on it , then with a twitch of my eyebrow , the hill reforms and I stand upon it. I am Chuck Norris of the hill!

However in sovjet russia the hill is on Chuck Norris, so I simply hike to the top of it.

I'm the King of the hill!

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
destroying Henns
desroying the hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
killing you all
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
now i say
spirit or body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

Pulsey doesn't count.
And Hennns forgot that Chuck Norris can swim through land, so Chuck Norris is king of the hill!

neither do you Moros, because you just got vaporized when a nuke struck the top of your house a bit more than an hour ago.

A hair of Chuck Norris' beard survives the blast and he returns to Capitalist America to the cloning facilities , after pouring some whiskey on the hair , Chuck Norris suddenly grows from the hair. Chuck Norris ( me ) teleports the hill to him and lifts it over his shoulders and runs away with it to some faraway place . I AM KING OF THE HILL.

I control chuck Norris and he betrays you and makes me king of the hill.

Nope , chuck testa comes in and shows us that the Chuck Norris you were controlling was actually taxidermy . STILL CHUCK NORRIS OF THE HILL.

I turn into Bruce Lee and trow an old Nokia at Chuck Norris. Big bang happens, chuck dies. I turn back into my self. I AM THE KING OF THE HILL!!!

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
killng you all
desroying hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
and yes, chuck too
killing you all
however, to
ensure that
you remain dead
a scientist comes
to confirm that
none of your cells
will still exist
and just in case
that you
reincarnate
i hire a
million guys to
watch day and night
and zap you down
right on sight
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
and now i say
your spirit and
your past body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

(ignoring Pulsey) I tell Min34 his tropical island was conquered. As he runs off, I relocate the hill to Europe 1066 AD, and anyone who tries to stop me gets the plague.

I send zombies to bring the hill back sinc e they are already dead they can't die from the plague.My zombies hhave brought me the hill and i am now KING OF THE HILL.

Well, with all the merchandise just laying around, i decided to move into the bodypart trade,
happily supplying the zombies with spare parts until the zombies need to pay.
As it turns out, Ironheart wasn't paying the zombies anything at all, and,
since the zombies owe me money, they accept me as their new leader.
My army takes the hill for me, and i build a big mall specialized in selling bodyparts.

I am tycoon of the hill!!!

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
killng you all
desroying hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
and yes, chuck too
killing you all
however, to
ensure that
you remain dead
a scientist comes
to confirm that
none of your cells
will still exist
and just in case
that you
reincarnate
i hire a
million guys to
watch day and night
and zap you down
right on sight
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
and now i say
your spirit and
your past body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

seriously moros are you so pathetic that you have to ignore me instead of finding a solution past my ways. Whats the point of ignoring someone if you're gonna comment?

jesus what a derp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
^ That's for you Moros , anyways ....
After a short speech , I turn all of the world under one flag , and as a whole I send all of our armies to take down the men Pulsey hired. After 5 successful military campaigns in Indonesia , Ukraine , Zimbabwe , Hawaii , and La Paz , Pulsey's soldiers surrender. After a nice talk with the new Pope, the priest is stripped of his title.
With a little help from clean-up crews from Japan and China , the nuclear radiation is cleared. Again , chuck testa appears from a random forest and shows us the Chuck Norris Pulsey killed was , again, taxidermy . After Chuck gets a beat down from Bruce Lee , Chuck uses his awesome Ryu-Ken special move, which injects a high dosage of pills that weren't subscribed to Bruce Lee into his bloodstream , effectively killing Bruce Lee. There were a secret splinter group of the spies that I hired and they kill the other spies and I hand them their pay ; a small C4 device that goes off as soon as they open the envelope. With an iron fist , I enforce a construction of infrastructure on the hill, namely a fort , as well as a full gold mining economy , along with a new work , the Orbiting Gardens , which is actually an awesome satellite death ray that works with voice activation using my voice and my voice alone. After nuking the surrounding areas , deploying my armies to every surrounding area, beginning colonization of Mars , and making all of the current world leaders submit to my rule , I presume myself, the one and only , King of the Hill.
Thank you.

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you didnt expain how you came back to consciousness.

Pulsey, I ignore you because you always respond with nukes.

not my problem you are too dumb to find a way past it.

Pulsey's nuke did not destroy ne because i became a cockroach in other to survive the radiation and nuke, i then turn to human again.I bride most of Nebuchadnezzar's workers and soon corruption starts to grow in his kingdom.Over time the people start to grow angry with him and with the bribes i have payed his men they all overthrow him and crown me KING OF THE HILL.