(ignoring Pulsey) I tell Min34 his tropical island was conquered. As he runs off, I relocate the hill to Europe 1066 AD, and anyone who tries to stop me gets the plague.

I send zombies to bring the hill back sinc e they are already dead they can't die from the plague.My zombies hhave brought me the hill and i am now KING OF THE HILL.

Well, with all the merchandise just laying around, i decided to move into the bodypart trade,
happily supplying the zombies with spare parts until the zombies need to pay.
As it turns out, Ironheart wasn't paying the zombies anything at all, and,
since the zombies owe me money, they accept me as their new leader.
My army takes the hill for me, and i build a big mall specialized in selling bodyparts.

I am tycoon of the hill!!!

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
killng you all
desroying hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
and yes, chuck too
killing you all
however, to
ensure that
you remain dead
a scientist comes
to confirm that
none of your cells
will still exist
and just in case
that you
reincarnate
i hire a
million guys to
watch day and night
and zap you down
right on sight
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
and now i say
your spirit and
your past body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

seriously moros are you so pathetic that you have to ignore me instead of finding a solution past my ways. Whats the point of ignoring someone if you're gonna comment?

jesus what a derp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
^ That's for you Moros , anyways ....
After a short speech , I turn all of the world under one flag , and as a whole I send all of our armies to take down the men Pulsey hired. After 5 successful military campaigns in Indonesia , Ukraine , Zimbabwe , Hawaii , and La Paz , Pulsey's soldiers surrender. After a nice talk with the new Pope, the priest is stripped of his title.
With a little help from clean-up crews from Japan and China , the nuclear radiation is cleared. Again , chuck testa appears from a random forest and shows us the Chuck Norris Pulsey killed was , again, taxidermy . After Chuck gets a beat down from Bruce Lee , Chuck uses his awesome Ryu-Ken special move, which injects a high dosage of pills that weren't subscribed to Bruce Lee into his bloodstream , effectively killing Bruce Lee. There were a secret splinter group of the spies that I hired and they kill the other spies and I hand them their pay ; a small C4 device that goes off as soon as they open the envelope. With an iron fist , I enforce a construction of infrastructure on the hill, namely a fort , as well as a full gold mining economy , along with a new work , the Orbiting Gardens , which is actually an awesome satellite death ray that works with voice activation using my voice and my voice alone. After nuking the surrounding areas , deploying my armies to every surrounding area, beginning colonization of Mars , and making all of the current world leaders submit to my rule , I presume myself, the one and only , King of the Hill.
Thank you.

invalid^

you didnt expain how you came back to consciousness.

Pulsey, I ignore you because you always respond with nukes.

not my problem you are too dumb to find a way past it.

Pulsey's nuke did not destroy ne because i became a cockroach in other to survive the radiation and nuke, i then turn to human again.I bride most of Nebuchadnezzar's workers and soon corruption starts to grow in his kingdom.Over time the people start to grow angry with him and with the bribes i have payed his men they all overthrow him and crown me KING OF THE HILL.

invalid^

you didnt expain how you came back to consciousness.


Again , chuck testa appears from a random forest and shows us the Chuck Norris Pulsey killed was , again, taxidermy .

I morphed into Chuck Norris .
Anyways , after the corruption appears and I am overthrown , I call upon the Borg to help me , with the promise of all men who accepted the bribes. With the few good men who stayed on my side , the Borg soon find and assimilate all citizens loyal to Ironheart. After the work is done and Ironheart's scourge over the kingdom is diminished , I once again become King of the Hill.

I send a computer virus that destroys the borg and my men seeing they have nothing to fear or stop them kill you and make me KING OF THE HILL.

The borg assimilated all of your peoples , so what men exactly ? And also, the Borg have a level of technology that will always be ahead of yours , it is the apex of technology.

I take the role of a paranoid USA. With all Pulsey's nuclear bombs going off around the hill I mistake it for an attack on myself. I send out all my nukes to destroy his remaining weapons of mass trolluction and he himself is mutated into a puddle of sentient slime. GG Pulsey.

it seems that
i'm finally dead
but is that the end
for mighty pulsey yet
The mighty Troll
wanted much more
and so i'm back
with powers once lacked.

and so again...

it seems to me
all hell broke loose
so i send my nuke
straight for the hill
killng you all
desroying hill
after all this
i send my spies
to find you guys
and yes, chuck too
i release my nuke
one at a time
straight for you guys
and yes, chuck too
killing you all
however, to
ensure that
you remain dead
a scientist comes
to confirm that
none of your cells
will still exist
and just in case
that you
reincarnate
i hire a
billion guys to
watch day and night
and zap you down
right on sight
and so, right now
the hill is down
and you guys dead,
and yes, chuck too.
and now i say
your spirit and
your past body
shall spawn no more
I hire a priest
to obey my wish
thread is no more
gg all.

but just in case
you guys come back
built a spaceship
alone i have
it carries me
my family
outside the world
with a laser
it strikes
penetrating
the earth's surface
into the core
ripping the earth
apart in a
supernova
and so
any life forms
by the spirit
or the body
exists no more.
the hill is down
the thread is dead
the game is up
gg all.

I take over the hill using my dance skills which are of a greater power than the nukes and everything pulsey used in his last post.I am the dancing king of the hill.

^invalid.

I destroyed the world already.

No world=no hill.

The aim of the game is to take the hill not destroy it. Your post is invalid.

I jump into The Miyagi(my space shuttle) before the world was nuked and i take off. I go to jupiter and land find a nice hill Climb it get a cold soda and lawn chair and chill

Pick a planet that isn't made of gas at least :P