seeing this chaaos
i release my nuclear weapson
straight for the hill
destroying the fort
destroying the hill

better get your ghost to rebuild the hill again, hawks.

I crawl out of my nuclear bunker
(yes, you would be surprised how handy they are in the warlight-forums)
gather some sand and camoflage it again as a hill.

I am king of the hill !!

I send naked hookers to hill, the hookers distract everyone and take far away from the hill.I am now the only one on the hill, so i am king.

I grab a military jet and throw sticky nuclear bombs on everyone on the hill and i build a invincible metal blockade around the hill, trap myself in it and i shall be THE KING OF THE HILL!!!

Since moto is so big (he grabbed a plane!) he soon dies of hunger, and I find the hill following the smell of a corpse.. I also due to the radioactivation from the nuclear bombs have transformed and no longer need air,food or drink to survive.
I'm the king of the hill!

Since there's an invincible metal blockade around the hill, I dig under it and dig a large cavern right below Hennns, when I remove the last dirt he falls down and breaks his legs, I quickly climb up and fill the hole behind me with dirt, once I'm inside I put on my anti-radiation suit and pave the floor with the same invincible metal, and do the roof as well. I make a door that nobody can see from the outside but me, and occasionally go outside while wearing the invisibility cloak I stole a while ago to buy food and such.

I'm king of the hill!

Seeing this chaos
i go hire a jet
and so it flies
straight for th hill
over the blockade
and then it drops
a nucluer bomb
destroying Moros
destroying the hill.

gg.

that joke has gotten old^, ghost rebuilds the hill, AND FLYINGHAWK TAKES OVER :D, the vicious hawk attacks any comers and is now the king of the hill :)

seeing this chaaos
i release my nuclear weapson
straight for the hill
destroying the hawk
destroying the hill

gg hawk.

im already a flying hawk ghost with a ghost hill, the nuclear missile does nothing

okay then. have fun with your imaginary hill.

Can we please outlaw nukes, they are not creative.

I reject everyone's reality and substituted me own.

There is no such thing as a "nuke". Everything posted about nukes blowing up the hill (and the ghost rebuilding it and etc.) are in fact false. Everyone is relieve for ending their suffering that the crown me king of the hill.

This bump is in fact a brand new hill.

The next person to post it the king of the bump.

I bump, get the hill for free it seems, and put such a high mortgage on it that nobody would ever want it again.

So while the mortgage runs i am peasant of the hill !!

After taking up the crown as new Queen of England , I waste even more of the Royal Family's money and buy the land and put my Royal Guard to work proofing it from everything known and everything we are learning about . I am " Queen " of the Hill.

i buy a hill from the thrift store and i bring it in my house and everyone that tries to get on the hill except me, gets electrocuted and i win the HILL!!
I am the king of the hill!!
good game

I get aliens to destroy all of you and i am left alone on the hill with my alien friends.

your aliens got zapped when they tried to get to the hill and died.
gg

I resurrect one of the aliens in my laboratorium using some spare-parts from the many many dead that now lay around the hill, and i program this franken-alien to talk to the humans and tell them they should crown me emperlol of the hill, full of fright and fear, the common rabble crowns me and i am emperlol of the hill.