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@Alex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiWn0Sc5Jr8

@Blanky and Loxiiv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rd4Xk0jBwU

@JK_3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8z8Dior4A

What is this cafe? I still havent received my order.

My apologies, sir!

Please accept this complimentary Hot Chocolate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiGWS4YTO_M

Cafe Amaretto, thanks.

(http://www.italian-dessert-recipes.com/cafe_amaretto.html for recipie)

I also am here to order a few things other than drink, can I get a Breakfast Special?

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"Anavasi, do you want to go to my place after eating? I have netflix on my mind"

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

"light axle grease"

bruhh

did i STUTTER

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@ORannis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxC7z0Rcwx4

Enjoy, sir!

"Yes, Berdan. Maybe we can have some fun watching movies at your place. My curfew is 1:30 AM, so I have around 5 hours to spare."

Dear diary. I'm so excited. Can't believe anavasi will be visiting me!

*5 hours later*

Hmm, I can't remember anything. Must have drunk too much alcohol. All I know is anavasi came, we had a laugh and the rest is forgotten

"Well, that was a fun night, wasn't it?"

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Well Anavasi I must say you're a great partner for roleplay

I didn't think you would follow through with it,

but it turns out you're pretty brave xd



I didn't know this side of you xD

Waiter, I ordered tea with radioactive poison. I'm still alive.

So if the plutonium wasnt in my tea, where is it at?

Oh. My apologies. I forgot to tell you that the plutonium is on back order. Any day now...

How do you get plutonium into the tea without causing collateral damage (i.e. deaths from radiation poisoning)?

Lead mugs.

Thick ones.

Helps keep it warm too.

Edited 1/19/2022 15:56:42

How heavy is a lead mug if it is used for plutonium tea?

Let's just put it this way...

Each mug comes with a free forklift.