Welcome to Grover's Cafe!

It's the place where Whiteboards and Dislikes hang out.

We have an extensive menu. What'll you have?

s*x

Here you go, Loxiiv!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2RnjFHmNY

Some ultra high quality s*x

can i get a c̷̨̨̨̛̖̙̻̜̼̦͇͔͚̜̙͉̟̲̘̟̘̠͕̦̯̾̄̾̋̽̃̀̂̿͋̃̆̚͜͜͜͜ͅd̶̹̳͕͔̳̳̞̞̳̤̘̯̪͍̎͂͂͆̃̃̓̚͜͝͝s̷̜̣̪̜̰̩̖̒̽̓̂̈̌̈́̉́̀͗͘̚z̸̨̛̠͚̠̣̦̩̺̥̯̖̗̝̱̝̼̘̻̠͚̈̽͊̏͌̈́͑̍̅͗͌͑̐̑̏̄̾̉͛̋̄͆̔̈́̏̈́̌́̈́̀̽͑͊͋̋͒͘͘̕͜͝͠ͅy̴̢̢̢͉̗͖̯̺͎͇̫̗̹͔͎̲͇̪͖̖̯̣͎̭̳̼͔̟͉̺̱͓̤͋̉̇̑̄̀̅͋̀͐̔̀̍̓̑̆̍̃̄̎̿̽̏̏̉̑̅̆̔̈́͘͘̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͝ͅͅ

Absolutely!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrwx2KQXD5w

Enjoy and have a nice day!

you should write scripts for WWE

Thank you for the compliment, although I don't think I'd ever be able to match the literary genius of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz8q5ZjboXY

perhaps not that many sentences in a row, but certainly the titles

Tips are appreciated!

Cafe?
Question: Do you serve coffee? I don't need coffee, I'm just curious, good sir.

More like Grover's rape van

I'm sorry, what the fuck?

@Player25253,

We do indeed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7LXSQ85jpw

Also... don't worry about Berden. He's the smelly guy with a speech impediment who lives in a dumpster in town and only comes into the Grover's Cafe to use the bathroom.

He was actually talking about Rover's Grape Van which is a food truck that parks three blocks down.

but is it secretly Grovers R*pe Van?

No. They just sell wine and cheese plates

@Player25253

I love your reaction xD



It was just my random thought,
and it toook some balls for me to post it,

but was well worth it ahahah





"He was actually talking about Rover's Grape Van which is a food truck that parks three blocks down. "
See? Every story has some truth to it. That's how rumours are made. My tactic worked! Confirmation bias

Three little grovers,
selling spoiled cowfee,
down by the river,

enter the van,
or you won't get candy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXk3teJpzGU

berden, I don't mind that you use the bathroom but please don't hold up the line

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A kiss on the cheek