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If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/18/2021 03:33:57


Darth Grover
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... does that count as slow mow?
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/18/2021 07:13:29


Anavasi
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Non't

Edited 12/18/2021 12:22:14
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/18/2021 13:12:41


JK_3 
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we are clearly lacking important information:

how big are the scissors?
how fast do the scissors cut?
how big is the lawn?
why are you wasting time asking questions on the internet instead of going out and buying and actual lawnmower?
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 01:05:28


Darth Grover
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Thank you for your inquiry:

The scissors have fairly heavy duty blades which are approximately 8" long.
The scissors cut as fast as the person wielding them.
The total acreage of the lawn is approximately 6.4.
That's what OT forums are for.
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 12:20:50


JK_3 
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in that case, yes, it would be a slow mow

unless some sort of alien demigod would operate the scissors at light speed
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 13:31:23


111
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JK you don't understand humor. At all.
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 16:14:32


Darth Grover
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What if it was a hair stylist/ barber?
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 16:54:29


{Canidae} Kretoma 
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I laughed at your posts. Especially JKs. Thank you! :)
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 19:59:37


HangFire 
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6.4 acres??? Slow mow indeed.
If you cut your lawn with scissors...: 12/19/2021 20:02:35


Darth Grover
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@Kretoma,

*Takes Bow*
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