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Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/8/2021 00:35:56


l4v.r0v 
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disclaimer: this is a tongue-in-cheek thread. no actual crime was committed. all of the contents of this post, including the title, should be understood to be in jest. also, shout out to whoever implemented the title length limit for not leaving me enough room for "GONE SEXUAL?!" in the title.

BREAKING: The MODERATORS JK_3 (known anti-Semite https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=31105111944) and krinid (https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=79105823914) committed a GRAND CONSPIRACY to DEFRAUD the good tax-paying people of Warlight of our hard-earned coins.

Through a shell corporation known as the "COIN REINVESTMENT FOUNDATION" (or "CRF," also the initials of the Italian mafia group Cornetta Regolamento Fettuccine), they engaged in the HEINOUS act of transferring coins between accounts ("money laundering"):
Unacceptable uses and behavior that is deemed unacceptable include, without limitation: ... (ix) opening and/or using multiple Accounts; ... (xi) deliberately transferring money between Accounts (i.e. "money laundering"); ... (xiv) causing any breach of the security of Your Account or the Website;...
- https://www.warzone.com/termsofservice, XVI. Online Conduct and Abuse

This CRF (https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=79113096294) was nothing other than a FRONT to launder coins. Known Anti-Semite JK"ike" 3 would take his ill-gotten gains from various crime (Clan Wars manipulation, hacking for hire, deleting any account for 30 coins) and wash ("LAUNDER") the gains into the compromised shared account CRF (https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=21765114 https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=21765092). Then Known Anti-Semite JK"ike" 3 would then created unlawful tournaments to transfer these coins back to his own and other mafia-affiliated CRF accounts (https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer/Tournament?ID=33942 https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer/Tournament?ID=33718).

Authorities, the press, and Activision's legal team continue to investigate the motives and full extent of these coinancial crimes. The mafia CRF was hiding on Warzone in plain sight. We must thank an anonymous player known only as "Jenny" for stepping forward and blowing the whistle on this criminal enterprise.
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/8/2021 00:41:57


knyte
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Literally SHAKING rn. I and the other victims call for only the severest punishment against this "Coin Reinvestment Foundation"... up to and including public humiliation.
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/8/2021 06:33:07


RainB00ts
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oy vey me shekels
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/8/2021 15:59:10


JK_3 
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I see the maffia broke half of the links in your forum post Knyte.
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/8/2021 17:04:22


καλλιστηι
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Welcome to the Troll Legion, mate.
Please contact Loxiiv to get your manual.

Edited 12/8/2021 17:05:07
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/12/2021 11:43:37


riskboy88 
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I'd like to tell you that I was one of the founding members.

We created this to stop the rafl0000rs

they suck.

tris bad

GJK ok since we miss him
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/13/2021 02:48:39


sanmu the shamu
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literally shaking & crying rn.
Money 💰🦹 laundering... by MODS?!?!👮 Gone WRONG!: 12/14/2021 05:26:39


berdan131
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My reaction to this topic:

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