Best Forum Poster:
X

Honorable Mention: Gui


X loves and respects the forum (most of the time). He quips. He picks. He pushes. He entertains.

When X posts you immediately want to pluck out your eyeballs and put them through a grinder. His posts are poisonous. This isn't meant figuratively, you will find yourself sick reading them and are advised to see a doctor immediately if you mistakenly read one of his posts. If you have a doctor and are blind then you'll find that his posts are a little funny.

God damn is he funny.

Congrats X!

Best Individual Forum Post:
Gui, http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=4771


Just read the thread.

Was super hilarious, none of the others could compete with it

I still find this thread funny today. Gui totally outdid himself.

Congrats Gui!

Most Entertaining Alt Account:
Lion

Honorable Mention: Namib


I think it makes sense that the most entertaining alt did the best forum post. The alt is a social creature. The forum is a social medium. Lion was the original alt for entertainment’s sake.

Very far ahead

By far.

Are you kidding me? It has to be Lion. No one else even comes close.

Congrats Lion!

Best Troll:
Pulsey

Honorable Mention: Aranka


I’ve always loved reading Pulsey’s trolls of people. He methodically picks them apart, and is only rarely crass about it. He doesn’t just say wild stuff for the attention. He is articulate and infuriating.

Pulsey seems to be by far the most effective when it comes to aggravating his target (who usually deserves it), and he does so in a way that is usually not completely moronic. Since he also contributes some useful things to the forum he is my standout favourite from this list of candidates.

Is there really such thing as a best troll? All trolls suck.

I abstains, Trolls shouldn't get any honarary mention

Congrats Pulsey!

Congrats all, thanks again to the judges, and start thinking of new categories/nominations for the next Slammy's!

Your trophies are making me hungry

Couple suggestions for the Slammy awards:
1. Host the Slammy's on a regular time basis. Either once a year in a certain month, once per Seasonal Ladder Period, or once every X Seasonal Ladder Periods.

2. Players that win awards need to have achieved them during the present awarding period. For example: Dead piggy would not win te Best Strategic 1v1 ME player unless he becomes active again. Example2: Most impressive win and most thrown away wins most have been finished between two Slammy's...... Does this sound right or fair?

3. Keep the same panel or try and keep it mostly the same judges from Slammy to Slammy.

4. Catagory suggestion: Most respected player (I am not counting Fizzer a player). The Most Respected player could be anyone from a great Forum poster, great Map maker, hardcore Clan Leader, succesful player on ladders. This is just a person that is well respected in the ""community"".

5. (Possible change for #1 Clan Slammy) If it were a Slammy every Seasonal Ladder you could have base #1 Clan off Seasonal ladder Success, Real Time Ladder, 1v1 Ladder, 2v2 Ladder, and Clan League.

I nominate WG for #1 Clan award for the next Slammy. They have taken 1st and 2nd on this Seasonal Ladder and had two other finishers in the top 12. They are also in a close race against Apex, and WM for winning the Clan League.


Just my suggestions and opinions.

Special thanks to Slammy for starting this awards.

turtle-

your suggestions all make sense, except we may want to change up the judges to reflect the changing of the guard.

Special thanks to turtle for writing "slammy" so many times in one post.

edit: it's a bit of work, so if someone else wants to host the slammys in the future, let me know. i'll help with the trophies.

Edited 10/13/2014 02:03:53

no need for a second slammy awards because the forum is dead now

Quite. Goodnight sweet prince.

needs more Gui in all of the awards. Clearly biased!

Yeah, I don't get how WG is not even an honorable mention in best clan. We are after all the reigning champ in clan league (apex may dethrone us this time around but we are in close battle for #1). In case you are not aware of our ladder rankings either:

https://sites.google.com/site/warlightwgclan/ladders

WG is jelly

All clans starting with W were censored. Clearly biased!

Needs a 2nd with more catergories


there needs to be the most offensive profile pic

Edited 10/13/2014 14:22:55

I vote t*** for most offensive name and profile pic. He should be publicly censored from Warlight.

"WG is jelly"

If you mean we are on a roll, then you would be correct.


Bazinga!

Im not sure if this award exists yet but i thik Chris may have won the award for the best reply....Jelly -Roll! BAM GREAT COMBO

Is there a different Lion on WarLight that's well known? O.o