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Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/22/2021 12:42:58


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe 
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I have always wondered about this and I think there are a few reasons why they can't exist

1. AIDS would have destroyed the Vampiric Disease before it spread throughout the whole body
2. Gerbils would have eaten the Gay Vampire from the inside due to internal organs not needing to work
3. God is now accepting of Gays which means that they can use divine protection against Vampires

I have never seen a Gay Vampire and I think these are the reasons they don't exist
Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/22/2021 13:45:37


RainB00ts
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1. doesn't exist as an infectious disease caused by hiv
2. the natural immortality of vampires was put into fiction to obscure actual vampirism which is simply prolonging one's life by feeding on the blood of the young.
3. wrong
Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/22/2021 19:18:28


Loxiiv 
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1. Rainboots smells
2. Rainboots smells
3. Rainboots smells
Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/22/2021 21:55:14


καλλιστηι
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I hate the stereotype which claims, that all gays are sexually active.
Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/23/2021 01:38:55


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe 
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They are though, even the married ones
Unless you're really ugly and have a micro-peen

You can still be sexually active if you're ugly and have a big-peen

All-in-all, it's easier to be sexually active as a gay since both males want it and there's so many kinks guys are into ranging
There's also no dealing with the Female BS, which is one of the reasons Men are better than Women
Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/23/2021 20:56:38


finding machine-washed cloth
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most vampires must be gay. if they weren't, they'd go down on girls who were on their period and satisfy whilst also not killing.

also the modern depiction of vampires is kinda gay.
Do Gay Vampires exist?: 9/24/2021 00:44:10


Emperor Justinian
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the modern depiction of vampires is very gay
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