TL;DR because Nauz rants aren't worth the time, but this popped out at the top of the page:

KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) is far more optimized for information

Which is ironic because writing both the acronym and its meaning isn't efficient.

If you were invited by Plat it doesn't count, because he schmoozes everyone and then we say no.

This whole Nauz/sanmu drama is distracting us from the real travesty: the MASTER clan said they would take it easy after Clan Wars Season 2 and give the other clans a chance of winning the event. Yet they have now just picked up Arsene Wenger, a CW heavy-hitter, and once again rank at the top of the leaderboard! Can the community really trust the MASTER clan anymore? If they win Clan Wars Season 3 in spite of their promises, we should consider a nuclear option...

Ho ho, we always said we MIGHT take it easier after 10 back to back wins, not after 2 or 3; come on.

you have to aim for greatness, Lavrov! If you're happy with winning just twice in a row you're only limiting yourself.

After a thorough search of my recruitment files, I can conclude that I have not invited Nauzhror to Python and in fact, it'd be more likely to be a fabricated lie.

So what I've learned today is Nauz has two masters degrees, has went 16-2 in CWs and is still scared to play Phobos in a best of 11 to this day.

Applying the KISS principle: The question why someone is clanless on the global chat does not equal a clan invite.

That's cool dude. I'm glad you look down on the Small Earth community. It's literally, by far, the most popular map, and most of the people who play Small Earth quickmatches have no notion at all about your weird social hierarchies or dick measuring contests amongst you "old elite" players.

But, make no mistake, you are no master at it. I know dozens of people who'd destroy you at it, and none of them are masters. So don't underestimate them just because they don't meet your idea of what people "should" be playing. Your elitist, ivory-tower bullshit doesn't extend much further than a handful of people.

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You must have no social awareness whatsoever if you think you aren't making a complete ass of yourself and damaging the Master "brand" with it. Literally every person here disagrees with you. Read the comments and you'll find insults way worse than anything I said. You have no idea how many people have messaged me embarrassing stories about you just to shit on you. You have no clue just how hated you are.

I thank the Python clan for seemingly being the only "elite" clan for calling this dude out. 32 years old and having 2 masters, this dude acts like a straight up child.

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Also, about the M'Hunters, I don't care about your "criticism" at all. I joined a day ago to win Clan Wars Season 3. And that's what we are doing. So I really couldn't care less about your ancient history elitist grudge nonsense. If you wanna put your money where your mouth is, I told you the timeslot I'd be playing. Come and beat us. Otherwise, go cry some more.

Speaking of Clan Wars, you weren't there yesterday :P too angry to play? Or just busy ranting fascist nonsense?

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It's clear that the Small Earth map is the most played and most popular map. So nothing is wrong with the people who like playing on that template.

Lying about an invite from the Python clan is really silly and bad. The Master clan slides down hard in this whole discussion, same goes for Johnny. Great work Sanmu!

A Small Earth battle best of 11 will be won by Sanmu because Johnny doesn't play that template much I think and because Sanmu will play good against Johnny I think on the Small Earth template. In this discussion Sanmu is really strong.

can someone send me dms when marcus is queuing for clan league please that would be very cool

sure, i'll leave you a message Loxiiv

So how is everyone doing today? Lots of love flowing through the air. I can feel it.

I’m doing good <3. How about you Jeff?

i’ll send you a picture Jeff check discord

Thank you vena. I'm game to do a best of 11 with Johnny boy.

11 matches of Small Earth Wasteland, 1 minute turns 2 minutes banked. We can do Small Earth Auto Dist if you'd prefer.

Phobos can moderate. Play me or don't talk shit.

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im a master without having to be a master

master that

I'm doing good, I clipped my nails in the shower and ate some cake, it was delicious. The highlight of my day was probably finishing my among us nether portal in Minecraft, I think it looks very nice:

how are you doing Jeff, is your day as great as mine?

Good luck Sanmu, hopefully you will win. Johnny is good at playing Warzone accoding his statistics.

Johnny boy isn't going to respond most likely. He knows he'll lose. I play with the top small earth quickmatchers everyday; There's no way he has enough knowledge/experience on the map to do anything.

But I hope he does. That way we can stop the shit-talk and just make it objective. And Phobos can moderate too :) It'll be great.

I have this feeling that Masters have told Nauz to stop responding bc he's making them look bad. It's the most logical move for Masters

but I think it's pretty disrespectful, Nauz should have the right to say his opinion and not be muzzled

"When someone criticizes you, the sensible thing is to put yourself in their shoes and try to see if there's any merit in what they said. If there is, assimilate it, and learn from it.

It's not surprising that you disagree though, you already showed yourself incapable of doing this when I criticized your picks."

Funny, you'd think you'd be more open to criticism of your communication technique then. It should be obvious that you are bad at engaging with the community as evidenced by this entire thread.

Yeah, I can be a bit defensive when people attack me. Doesn't mean I don't listen to the criticism when my hot head cools off.

@SANMU I wish you the best of luck in getting Nauz to put his money where his mouth is.

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