write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/11/2021 00:01:31 |
Orannis
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(don’t post twice in a row)
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/12/2021 03:44:52 |

Liechtensteiner
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Live every day like you’re going to die tomorrow via a drive-by crossbowing at 8:39 AM while riding a unicycle.
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/12/2021 06:38:01 |

{N.W.} Hi
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Just do it
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/12/2021 21:55:00 |

Grover Incognito
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He who stands on toilet is high on pot
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 00:52:12 |

{N.W.} Hi
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Yes
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 02:34:26 |
Orannis
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He who takes laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time will wake up in deep shit
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 03:09:19 |

Groda
Level 20
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He who pees into the wind
Walks home in the rain he does
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 03:42:12 |

{N.W.} Hi
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He who is drinking toothpaste while utilizing the phone is on drugs
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 04:11:20 |

Liechtensteiner
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You will have $5 in your hand sometime before you die
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 04:16:16 |

Player25253
Level 28
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You will lose everything before winning 4 lotteries in a row
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 05:32:00 |

Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
Level 56
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You will die for doing drugs before you do drugs
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 14:28:14 |

{N.W.} Hi
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You will get arrested for a crime before you think about committing one
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/14/2021 14:16:11 |
Orannis
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You will wet your bed at 4am on a Tuesday
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/14/2021 18:02:52 |

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You will shįt on your wife at 8am
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/14/2021 23:00:29 |

Darth Grover
Level 50
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You will sleep in the goosehouse tomorrow
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 03:40:56 |

Liechtensteiner
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You will accidentally wear a shirt that says “it’s Friday” on a Thursday
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 05:43:30 |

Player25253
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Вы выучите еще 6 языков, один из которых - русский.
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 14:19:49 |
Orannis
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(lol)
you will walk into a room, forget why you entered, exit, remember why you entered, walk back in again, forget again, and exit again
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 14:22:41 |

Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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You will be struck by a falling piano unless you pause by homeless man asking for money
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 20:14:43 |
Orannis
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you will die rich but alone
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/16/2021 15:14:29 |

Liechtensteiner
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You will eat a live fish yesterday
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/16/2021 18:47:09 |

Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
Level 56
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He who blacklists for racism will have their race blacklisted
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/17/2021 12:00:46 |

Player25253
Level 28
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Draw another fortune cookie, this one doesn't count
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/17/2021 15:13:21 |

Liechtensteiner
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Fortune cookies must be drawn with a pencil in order to be able to count to higher than 4
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/17/2021 16:07:21 |
Orannis
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You will be sent to the gulag for revolting against the bourgeoisie
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/18/2021 01:19:11 |

Player25253
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This is a blank fortune cookie, turn it around to find the real fortune cookie
You will visit Verkhoyansk
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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/18/2021 20:46:02 |

{N.W.} Hi
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We only eat what we oooojhujbyhggbvgjbgjgu
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