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write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/11/2021 00:01:31

Orannis
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(don’t post twice in a row)

Edited 1/11/2021 00:02:29
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/12/2021 03:44:52


Liechtensteiner
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Live every day like you’re going to die tomorrow via a drive-by crossbowing at 8:39 AM while riding a unicycle.
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/12/2021 06:38:01


{N.W.} Hi
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Just do it
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/12/2021 21:55:00


Grover Incognito
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He who stands on toilet is high on pot
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 00:52:12


{N.W.} Hi
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Yes
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 02:34:26

Orannis
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He who takes laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time will wake up in deep shit
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 03:09:19


Groda
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He who pees into the wind

Walks home in the rain he does
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 03:42:12


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He who is drinking toothpaste while utilizing the phone is on drugs
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 04:11:20


Liechtensteiner
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You will have $5 in your hand sometime before you die
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 04:16:16

Player25253
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You will lose everything before winning 4 lotteries in a row
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 05:32:00


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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You will die for doing drugs before you do drugs
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/13/2021 14:28:14


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You will get arrested for a crime before you think about committing one
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/14/2021 14:16:11

Orannis
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You will wet your bed at 4am on a Tuesday
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/14/2021 18:02:52


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You will shįt on your wife at 8am
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/14/2021 23:00:29


Darth Grover
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You will sleep in the goosehouse tomorrow
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 03:40:56


Liechtensteiner
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You will accidentally wear a shirt that says “it’s Friday” on a Thursday
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 05:43:30

Player25253
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Вы выучите еще 6 языков, один из которых - русский.
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 14:19:49

Orannis
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(lol)

you will walk into a room, forget why you entered, exit, remember why you entered, walk back in again, forget again, and exit again
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 14:22:41


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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You will be struck by a falling piano unless you pause by homeless man asking for money
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 19:50:20


goralgn
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You will have a nice sleep
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 20:14:20

Orannis
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impossible
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/15/2021 20:14:43

Orannis
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you will die rich but alone
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/16/2021 15:14:29


Liechtensteiner
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You will eat a live fish yesterday
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/16/2021 18:47:09


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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He who blacklists for racism will have their race blacklisted
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/17/2021 12:00:46

Player25253
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Draw another fortune cookie, this one doesn't count
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/17/2021 15:13:21


Liechtensteiner
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Fortune cookies must be drawn with a pencil in order to be able to count to higher than 4
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/17/2021 16:07:21

Orannis
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You will be sent to the gulag for revolting against the bourgeoisie
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/18/2021 01:19:11

Player25253
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This is a blank fortune cookie, turn it around to find the real fortune cookie

You will visit Verkhoyansk
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/18/2021 05:58:18


Shredtail2 
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You will encounter your future best friend in your dreams tonight.
write the previous person a fortune cookie: 1/18/2021 20:46:02


{N.W.} Hi
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We only eat what we oooojhujbyhggbvgjbgjgu
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