I fire #bandots for playing out of order.

I hire Alien for getting rid of troublemakers

I fire jk for hiring alien

I hire JK_3 for good judgement in hiring Alien because he fired #Bandots for playing out of order and incorrectly assuming that I made up the rules

I fire vikingslayer for discriminating against aliens

Alien is hired because they exist

I fire Anavasi for not starting with "I fire/hire"

I fire alien for discriminating against slayers ( zombie slayer wouldn’t be happy)

I fire Viking Slayer to restore order to the thread

I fire Grover for saying Grover all the time

I fIre AlIen for fIrIng me for no Reason

I fire Dots for lying

I fire #BanDots, Viking Slayer, and JK_3 for not hiring/firing the person above them.

I hire JK_3 because of that funny joke

I hire Alien for liking my joke

I fIre AlIen because he made a Lame Joke

I fire #BanDots for not liking dots

I fIre Grover for not GrovIng

I fire #BanDots for using capital letters incorrectly.

JK_3 is fired for firing me (loopshit again?)