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Poems: 12/24/2020 04:04:46

Laconic
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write a poem here
Poems: 12/24/2020 04:27:44


Liechtensteiner 
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No
No no
No no no no
No no no
No

-Liechtensteiner
Poems: 12/24/2020 05:35:43

Orannis
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van
Poems: 12/24/2020 07:09:33


Loxiiv 
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Poems: 12/24/2020 07:12:26


waffle
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dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.


owo
Poems: 12/24/2020 16:45:47


{N.W.} Hi
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OwO
Poems: 12/24/2020 16:46:15


{N.W.} Hi
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Roses are red

Violets are red

Tulips are red

My gardens on fire!
Poems: 12/24/2020 16:47:19


{N.W.} Hi
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Orannis it’s actually

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My name is Dan

I have a gun

Get in the van
Poems: 12/24/2020 17:42:33


luftwaffle
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dere dere bubu
aka aka akloklo
d-d-d-danko
panko sanko seys!

lala palala kerere puku
danko e-spanko taranko pu
ele belele banana smele
egza peregza vegza masegza

Dun
Tere pere fun
Kala
Ere pere fa
Sesma desma, desta sesta

Boink.

~luftwaffle, 24/12/2020
Poems: 12/24/2020 18:20:13

Orannis
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I once made a shit in this stall,

So thick and so firm it stood tall.

It stood on its end,

That shit did not bend,

But fell over and scraped my left ball.
Poems: 12/24/2020 18:39:32


{N.W.} Hi
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Drink some water, man
Poems: 12/24/2020 20:20:36

Laconic
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get a life, man
Poems: 12/27/2020 02:35:38


Grover Incognito
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Haiku are kick-ass
But sometimes I write them with
Too many syllables
Poems: 12/29/2020 01:46:37


(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! 
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U I U A A
Ting Tang
Walla Walla
Bing Bang

https://youtu.be/dMuYz_oVSMM
Poems: 12/29/2020 07:56:41


Huitzilopochtli 
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Life... what is life?
Life is pain... But no pain no gain
Or so they say
Poems: 12/30/2020 00:08:59


Grover Incognito
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Life... what is life?
Life is pain (au chocolat)
Nom nom nom nom
Poems: 12/30/2020 15:15:34


{N.W.} Hi
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Roses are red
This is fun
Your carrying too much to be able to run
Poems: 12/30/2020 18:43:57


Grover Incognito
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Roses are red
OUCH why didn't anyone tell me those have thorns?
Poems: 1/4/2021 21:12:53

Orannis
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roses are dead

love is fake

weddings are basically funerals with cake

- Rick Sanchez
Poems: 1/4/2021 21:22:13


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Russians are red
Pilots are blue
The Soviet Union is coming for you
Poems: 1/5/2021 05:29:37


Grover Incognito
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Roses have thorns
I found out the hard way
This poem doesn't rhyme
That makes it art-sy or something

Edited 1/5/2021 05:30:45
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