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Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/4/2013 21:58:01


Addy the Dog 
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24/51 posts made by me. :( bump
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/4/2013 22:53:16


Ironheart
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It seems the doctor is suffering from loneliness and depression,he should get that checked.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/6/2013 23:01:37


Addy the Dog 
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Case #9: Beelzebub

This patient, suffering from multiple personality disorder, or 'Fight Club disease' to experts, was sent to me by a local law enforcement officer. As a result of his illness, he had committed various crimes, ranging from fraud and impersonation of a police car, to serial genocide and receiving anal sex in Cincinnati.

I spoke about possible treatments with the group of vigilantes who brought the patient to justice. The people's militia wanted to burn the patient at the stake, believing he had communed with the devil, and was a witch. I spent many hours campaigning for a more humane treatment, and eventually they relented and agreed to put the patient in the stocks. This therapy for the criminally weird has stood the test of time, especially amongst the more resentful schools of psychology. Theoretically, the shame incurred in the patient will prevent them from committing further deleterious acts.

A crowd assembled in the town square and we locked the vict--, um, the patient, in the stocks. Fruits and vegetables were then applied to the patient's face. It remains to be seen whether the patient has full overcome his illness.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/7/2013 22:34:08


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fully*

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3648535

Students, please take home and study this example of paranoid schizophrenia.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/9/2013 20:34:59


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Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/12/2013 12:29:31


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I might have a case for you:

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3703140
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/12/2013 21:42:24


Addy the Dog 
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This is a more a case for a proctologist. I am a bit of an amateur proctologist myself, so I did what I could for the patient.

I won't go into details here, since I try to keep my psychiatry and proctology patients seperate as much as possible. I will, however, offer the observation that it is somewhat unusual to require upwards of ten minutes for a single excretion session.

Incidentally, I highly reccomend the freedom provided by laptops and wi-fi.

Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/14/2013 22:31:43


Addy the Dog 
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The doctor is out, and will be for some time.

Keep in mind that there are many techniques you can use to improve your mental health which do not involve professional help, for example heavy drinking, or pretending to commit suicide to get attention.

Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/14/2013 23:23:28


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coke also helps








coca cola, what WERE you thinking? ...
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 1/19/2013 00:49:55


À la recherche du temps perdu 
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Are you still on retirement?
Trolli boi is back and he does need big big help.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/6/2013 00:17:31


Addy the Dog 
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Yes indeed, the thread you've all been clamouring for is back. And to answer your question, no, those thoughts aren't common or normal.

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3672261

Case #2.0: 17th Century Schizoid Man

This patient, X., was suffering from delusions of grandeur. He apparently believed himself to be some kind of monarch. Much like Don Quixote and the windmills, X. was brought to my attention after wielding a sword at groups of school children in a local playground (in violation of a court order, I might add).^1

When confronted with reality, X. suffers a total mental breakdown. Sometimes I wonder if it is better to let them languish in their dream-world, but I know that there are reasons behind everything.^2

When dealing with symptoms such as these, follow my example and try to shock the patient back into reality, rather than let them down gradually. The gradual approach could take hours or even days, and who has that kind of time?


^1. Resulting in 9 decaptitations and countless owies.
^2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_approaches_to_depression#Rank_theory
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/6/2013 01:29:09

Darth Mylor {Warlighter}
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Hey where did Ozymandias Melancholia go? He seemed to have disappeared from view. Almost all mentions of him has dissapeared. The only suspect seems to be a person who is known as "x apex died on his way to his home planet" I believe this impostor has killed Ozymandias and the person named "x" . What does he have to say in his defense?
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/6/2013 02:21:32


Art Vandelay
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i feel bad for you mylor
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/6/2013 09:15:10


Addy the Dog 
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I should also thank X. for the business he generated for me - those decapitations caused a lot of psychological owies, too. They almost repossessed my custom-made Ferrari, which had all the facilities and features of an SUV.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/7/2013 00:08:14


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GameID=69
Wut r b mai problaymos Gandawf teh Gr8 ?
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/7/2013 09:54:27


Emma Goldman
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Allright let us now properly hijack this thread.
Anyone else wondering why the rotting pork changed it's name?
And why did it choose a name that rightfully belongs to the lion king??
It makes no sense!!!
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/7/2013 11:58:36


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Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/7/2013 12:02:44


Addy the Dog 
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I should be angry at this, but I'm actually just thankful for the bump.

Go ahead, take my thread and use it for your boring nothingness, your gimmick multi-accounts that you've only half-committed to, you unreadable, idiotic half-ramblings. Fuck it, why not start a pedantic argument about the ladders while you're at it? Or maybe write a thousand words of unoriginal ideas for improving warlight?
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/7/2013 12:03:19


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Oh, and don't forget to fail at embedding an image. That'll do nicely.
Ask Ozymandias Melancholia: 2/7/2013 13:02:05


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Oh and why does the name tiger rightfully belong to the lion king? =P
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