Case Study #2.1: Privation
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4004075

This sick creep kept a child permanently locked in his house. The child died from his neglect after 6 years.

Case Study #2.2: Agoraphobia
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4004149

privation: ROFLMAO
agoraphobia: 2/10
=)

2/10 is better than I could have ever hoped for.

Am I evil? Or am i the bestest history teacher ever? :)

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4011264

What is wrong with me?

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4011264

I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting this. Please make an appointment with my secretary.

Quickly looking you over though, I find your historical re-enactment to be questionable for one chief reason: Spain never conquered Britain or Iran. TWO reasons, Spain never conquered Britain or Iran. Or Finland. THREE reasons, Spain never conquered Britain, Iran, or Finland, and the Aztecs never invaded Canada either, FOUR ... no --

Amongst the reasons I ... never mind, I'll diagnose you later.

Case Study #2.3: The Larch



The larch.

Case Study #2.4: Fear of abandonment

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4048024

In 8 short sessions, I helped this patient to definitively overcome his crippling fear of abandonment.

oh great sir, recently i used an account of my friend's to join the ladder, and i have currently won 4 out of my 5 games. I have to say, i have been as lucky as a rat. I have been missing almost all of my crucial 3v2s and also been losing my first picks. I have consulted my local priest and my family doctor regarding this issue of my bad luck. The local priest laughed, and told me to eat more tuna to show my respect towards the goddess, Fortuna, and also set myself on fire for 5 minutes, to drive the devil out of my body. My family doctor, on the other hand issued me with a complicated recipe to brew a potion involving 2 bananas, 3 oranges, a long wooden stick, 2 ducks, a strand of my own hair and a fried chicken wing. I am then to hold my potion and run around the streets for exactly 69 seconds, before pouring it quickly on the nearest passerby, and pass the bad luck away.

I do not know which method will give me more luck in my ladder games. Is my priest or my doctor correct? Please help me solve my predicament.

Yours faithfully

Luckless Chinaman

It's frowned upon in some psychiatric circles, but in cases like this I would suggest suicide. In the same way that those with irreversible degenerative diseases may seek euthanasia instead of palliative care, it may be the best option for you.

I'll admit I only skimmed the notes my secretary gave me, so you may wish to seek a second opinion, but I expect you will receive the same suggestion.

thank you for your help. I did sort of suicided. I jumped off the ladder and suffered a gruesome injury. They took me to the hospital quickly and somehow i'm still alive. I'm now typing this on my hospital bed with a fractured arm and with what little energy i have left. arghhhh

Okay, better luck next time!