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I only remember the scenes, but not many details of what happened in them.

The first scene was me working out in a gym with a bunch of people from my soccer camp. I remember I kept doing more sets and more reps, and was confused why I wasn't getting tired.

The second scene was Einstein appearing on a big screen and talking to me. It was more like a one of those animations that moves with you as you speak. Anyway I remember him giving me all sorts of random advice that made absolute no sense one I woke up but in the dream it felt like I was getting advice from god himself. The only advice I remember was, "don't take transcripts of your lessons or you won't remember the material".

The final scene was in some sort of underwater viewing platform. There was a pathway that led out into the ocean beyond safety. I saw around 8 white beluga whales swimming in the depths so I took the path to go observe them.

Then a massive shark came out of nowhere and crashed through all the whales. He absolutely dwarfed them, and I remember thinking in the dream, holy shit sharks are bigger than I thought. The shark had glowing evil eyes that were staring at me and opened his mouth with a huge set of sharp teeth.

For some reason this section of the dream repeated a few times, I kept finding myself back in the observatory and I kept walking the path and getting attacked by the shark. Then one time I decided to try and hold the shark's mouth shut with my hands sort of how they do to crocodiles. I woke up at this point shaking.

You define hate sharks and think they will kill you

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My last dream was somewhat positive. So the setting is in a body of water enclosed by land in a temple. Kind of like an ancient swimming pool. It is in ancient times in the Pacific islands. I am a young child in this dream. The entire population of the village I live in is at this "pool". In a corner of the temple is a shrine that is made to worship some sort of diety. All of a sudden, that diety comes to the temple pool. We are all turned into mermaids or mermen by the diety. He then gives me near godly powers. My parents (not my real ones) are ecstatic and the entire village celebrating. Then I wake up. I am 100% certain that this dream is directly tied to a certain Disney movie called Moana. I am also 80% certain that I am a young alternate reality character from said movie called Maui. This is one of the few dreams I have that is directly tied to a movie or TV show. Also, the dreams I most often remember enough to share here are all near the time I wake up. All others I forget, so far.

My dreams created a legit story once

I've had pretty cool dreams the past 3 nights but have been too lazy to write them down... hope I remember enough details for them to make sense.

3 nights ago I dreamed I was walking through a mall with my class on a field trip, when we reached a double escalator, basically a fork in the road. There were a few fountain-like streams of water spilling down around the escalator and branches of leaves encircling it, reminiscent of a garden in heaven. At the escalator everyone had to choose one of two options: "where" or "when". In the dream I intuitively understood I was choosing between proceeding in a mall filled with glimpses from other parts of the present world ("where"), or filled with glimpses from the past ("when"). I chose when and was not disappointed.

The "when" mall had a very high ceiling, and the walls were filled to the brim with with shipwrecks, cogs and wheels you'd see in a steampunk movie, old cannons, dinosaurs frozen in motion, and other things I can't remember. I mostly remember the emotions, feeling in awe and just taking it all in. At one point I saw the crests of a few football clubs, and a few artifacts related to their history. I vividly remember the colour scheme of this part of the dream -- the whole mall was dusty and tinted light brown, with some grey bits here and there.

At some point the scene shifted and I was in my bathroom. I had just been informed that someone was throwing a concert in my bedroom. I went into my bedroom and found out that the concert hadn't started yet, but there were already chairs set up and a few people sitting in them. I was super pissed off that someone had arranged a concert in there without my permission, and when the next person came with their ticket, I told them it wasn't valid, ripped it up, and beat them up until they left. I kept trying to prevent the concert from happening, but woke up before it concert started.

2 nights ago I dreamed I was a master escape artist running from a police squadron. I kept getting surrounded and trapped, usually in rooms with white walls, but I would always find a way to escape. I pretended to be other people, found cracks in walls to crawl away through, or just punched a few people in the face and ran -- I distinctly remembering diving off a building into a waterway at one point. However, every time I thought I was safe, someone would recognize me and trap me and I would have to escape all over again. Most of the details have eluded me but I remember feeling like such a badass in this dream, and confused at how everyone kept finding me.

I remember last night's dream vividly.

I dreamed I was sailing on the open ocean in my mom's car, with my mom and my little sister. I remember it was sunny with perfect weather, and the ocean was very bright aqua blue, almost straight out of a cartoon. My mom was showing me an old styled map of the world. It was the usual rectangular map you see all the time, but the left and right sides were bordered thinnish strips of dark storm. Like the map itself had a storm raging in it's far east and far west edges. My mom warned me not to travel through the "storm belt", and gestured to a smattering of small green islands east of the western storm belt but west of the Americas. Basically a little left of South America.

I intuitively knew that these were the Polynesian islands, even though they weren't located where the Polynesian islands actually are. My mom explained to me that these are the best islands to travel to. I remember being nervous because they were pretty close to the storm belt -- I was worried that we were going to get sucked up into it if we tried to sail there. Luckily we just about navigated it, and landed on an island called Somalia (I know :P). Somalia was basically a stereotypical poor, dusty Caribbean island bordering the gorgeous sea. It was so close to the storm belt that you could see the storms on the horizon, but apparently they never got close enough to affect Somalia.

Given that we were sailing in a car, my mom drove onto the island when we arrived and parked it in a parking lot on the shore by a few open market stands with tacky souvenirs. I remember being very nervous that, given how poor the island was, someone would damage it or steal our car. My mom wasn't worried at all so I told her some bullshit story about one of my friends having their car keyed on a nearby island, and hired a Jamaican bodyguard to guard her car. We left to go see the island, but I turned around as we were leaving and saw someone evade the bodyguard and dump a bunch of dirt on her car.

The scene shifted at some point and I was in a class in middle school. The teacher was trying to do attendance but nobody was really listening but me. At one point she made up stand in a line but again, nobody was listening but me. I really don't remember much of this scene other than feeling frustrated that my friends wouldn't listen to me. They were having conversations between themselves but stopped whenever I tried to join in. Some time later I woke up.

Edited 1/4/2021 14:44:57

Last night I had a pretty scary/freaky dream, which I tend to do when I'm stressed about things (eg. going back to school).

In the dream I was in the US somewhere, likely Buffalo. I was with my family and we were picking our way through a highway at night. There were smashed cars everywhere and people were honking and yelling. Traffic was at a standstill. My dad said something along the lines of, "I hope my car is okay". I remember thinking, the US is insane, why did we come here in the first place.

We found my dad's car in good condition and he swerved into a lane that was moving. We drove for a little but then traffic stopped again. A chubby bald man started banging on the windows of our car. He wanted a stack of laptops that we had somehow acquired.

My dad drove over him (I was horrified at the squishing noise in the dream) and wanted to drove off, but traffic was still really slow. Apparently the bald man had survived because he hopped into his own pickup truck and started chasing us down. My dad said he was going to drive into the back of our car and kill us.

We swerved into a different lane, overtook a car, and swerved back. Now there was a car barrier between us and the bald man, and I remember feeling really bad in the dream because I knew the bald man would drive into their car instead of ours. Traffic got better at this point and we drove off through the freeway.

This scene of the dream is the most vivid for me. I remember we were driving on a three lane freeway that was lit up with neon lights like the highway in Cars. We were going really fast but I remember looking and seeing my dad as confident behind the wheel as he always is. These feelings are what are most vivid to me.

I felt kind of in awe that my dad was able to maneuver the car out of that situation, but also worried that when I drive, I won't be able to do stuff like that. Usually I have these exact same thoughts in real life when I'm in a car. So -- I think I had this dream because I am terrified of driving.

At some point the dream shifted and I was in a different mall, this one on the border of Canada. I don't remember most of going through the mall, other than that there were strange men who kept trying to kidnap me. At one point there was even a homeless man with a ninja star.

Someone alerted me that he was concealing a throwing knife as we were exiting one store. He was watching me. I crept up to the doorway and then sprinted through, but as I was almost through it that thing where you are trying to run but are weighed down/off balanced and can't go fast, happened.

He threw his ninja star at me and I dodged it. He threw it again and I deflected it using my own ninja star. It ricocheted back at him and hit him. He kept following me throughout the mall and threw at me the occasional ninja star.

Near the end of the mall, I entered a room behind curtains. I had to fight my way to get in a line. There were two lines of people leading to a final room -- it was understood that this was the room to Canada. The person at the front of each line had a score assigned to them, and whoever had the higher score got to proceed into the room.

My line won access to the room for the first 2/3 (including me), and the second line ended up winning access for the last 1/3. Inside the room everyone was talking about what they wanted to do when they got to Canada. Someone took a census to see what the main language among us was, and most people emphatically shouted English.

I remember seeing a short kid and asking what his special talent was. I think it was assumed that we all had a special talent that made us worthy of going to Canada, though I have no idea what mine was. The kid said his special talent was screaming in English, and he sung a single radiating note.

He then said he could also scream in Spanish and sang a slightly softer, radiating note. I remember telling him he is blowing my mind, and that it was beautiful. I woke up before I could proceed into the room to Canada.

I only remember snippets from my last two dreams but they are pretty weird so I thought I'd post them.

Two nights ago I remember a scene of my dream was being on my middle school bus. I was wearing a white sweater and someone sprayed whipped cream on my right sleeve. I licked it off and it was pretty good. Then I went to the back of the bus and someone else sprayed whipped cream on my arm. Apparently this was berry flavoured whipped cream and it left a blue and red stain on my white sweater. I was pretty upset about it but laughed it off. That's all I remember.

Last night I dreamed I bought a parrot from a man on a hill for $1500. However, I realized shortly after that I didn't want a parrot and tried to return it, but he said no refunds. A lot of the dream was me walking around with the parrot on my shoulder, on my head, on my hand, looking for ways to offload the parrot. I remember at one point someone poked the parrot's belly button and massive claws extended out of its feet.

Then, Manchester City (a football club) told me they had stuck a clause in my parrot contract that if they were losing a game, they were allowed to take my parrot for good luck for the rest of the match. I thought this was a pretty good way to get rid of the parrot but at the end of the match, they told me I still have to keep the parrot. I argued with them about this for a bit before waking up.

Edited 1/7/2021 14:26:15

I haven't had a single full dream since my last post. I've had those types of dreams where you kind of have but don't a few times. Half-dreams is what I would call them.

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Last night I dreamed I was playing soccer indoors at my school's gym, with a bunch of professional players. I was finding it hard to maintain traction on the floor because I was wearing socks and the floor was that slippery wood stuff. We conceded because of a goalie error and I said we need to have 3 guys stand in front of our goalie and block the net. Then we conceded again, but soon after won a penalty. I convinced the main penalty taker to let the guy who won it take it, and we scored. Then someone snapped my ankles cuz they were mad I changed the pen taker and caused us to score. The scene shifted and we were at an outdoor game. I woke up to my alarm around this point.

Alright, so I had a dream last night. I don't remember it though. Same thing happened, I said I hadn't had dreams in long time and I proceeded to have a dream. Coincidence? Conspiracy? I want explanations!

Yeah. I had one too.

I was with my classmates in a strange buliding, with the elevator as a tube. The elevator turned off.
I got down safely to my classmates using just my hands pushing against the tube.
Once I got down, I was informed by one of them that they have found a secret room and there was another that they couldn't reach.
After going forward (and finding a guitar), I went left to a creepy library.
There were vases. I broke one of them, and a spider went out of it, web with it as well!

Last night I dreamed I was at Wonderland (an amusement park) on a field trip. I dreamed my class was playing some form of dodgeball on top of gymnastics mats floating on water. I was pretty good at jumping around the mats and nailing people with dodgeballs. At one point I stiff armed one of the other team's players right in the neck and he fell backwards into the water, then I had to sit out for the rest of the game cuz apparently that was against the rules. Then it was lunch time and everyone was sitting around eating. There was a food court and I had seven dollars to spend, so I searched a few restaurants but everything was too expensive and the food looked bad anyway. I found a McDonalds so I asked the cashier where Burger King is. It was literally right next door to the McDonalds stand. So I went to Burger King and ordered a basket of fries, except the basket itself was made out of interwoven fries. I struggled to carry it back to where everyone was eating lunch since it was basically just a big pile of fries in my hands, but it cost only one dollar so I thought it was worth it. Then I made fun of my friend for getting the overpriced McDonalds food, and shortly after woke up.

Last night I dreamed I was trying to find my way to a Chinese classroom. My mom told me that there was a murder in one of the nearby classrooms so be careful. I looked through a lot of rooms then found it -- it was the same room the murder took place in. Someone screamed in the room so I left.

Scene shift, I am at a movie theatre. I don't remember much of this scene except that we were watching Cars and I kept talking and getting told by everyone else in the theatre to be quiet, even though I was whispering.

I vividly remember this next scene. I was one of maybe 10 volunteers holding a big mat by the ocean. Then, a flying wolf appeared on the horizon and swooped down towards us. Apparently we were supposed to be his runway to touch down on. As he approached the mat changes from blue to green, which I understood was to help him find us.

Then the wolf landed on our mat and everyone started cheering and congratulating each other for being part of such a good cause. I looked at the wolf and it looked pretty feral, it was growling and frothing at the mouth and everything. I backed away and started doing keep ups with a nearby soccer ball, except I was pretty bad at it because I had no shoes on.

The wolf took his own soccer ball and started trying keep ups with them too. Then he kicked the ball at me extremely hard, like way harder than a human could ever manage, right into my thigh. My thigh felt a bit warm but didn't hurt that much, however I lied down like a true soccer player would and clutched it, pretending I was seriously hurt.

Everyone came rushing around me and the wolf took off back into the sky. I kept up this act for a bit before eventually waking up