Liechtensteiner notices that he has fulfilled the prophecy, though in a way not expected of this land. He gave the prophecy a short while ago, saying, “It’s a plant!” As Player has planted Liechtensteiner on the throne to the hill, he saw that he had prophesied his own rise to power. Liechtensteiner stood and admired his new kingdom as the sun began to set for the night. The first night of the rule of Liechtensteiner. As he began to drift off in his bed that night his final thought was a simple, short, riveting, “My hill.”

Orannis scoffed obnoxiously at the thought of a phony, self-proclaimed prophet resting atop of his glorious hill. He sent a royal pigeon to spy on Liechtensteiner's doings, blessed with the gift of speech. Upon its return, the pigeon relayed to Orannis that Liechtensteiner spent his days locked in a concrete room, scribbling down prophecies as they came to him and flipping through his old prophecies. With this intel, Orannis devised a cunning plan.

He grabbed a scroll of parchment from his shelf, and on it scribbled down a devious prophecy of his own. "If Liechtensteiner remains on The Hill by November the 7th, 2020... he will be incinerated immediately by all the might of Satan himself". He chuckled evilly as the pigeon flew away with the scroll. The pigeon flew to the hill and perched itself on Liechtensteiner's windowsill. It waited patiently until the prophet fell asleep, then planted the fake prophecy atop his pile of real prophecies.

It wasn't far into the next morning as poor old Liechtensteiner was flipping through his prophecies, that he came across the one Orannis had cooked up. "November the 7th... incinerated... oh my, today is the 6th! I better get out of here!" Liechtensteiner fled the hill at once, leaving it vacant for Orannis to march his army in and seize control. "Oh how I have missed you," Orannis purred at the sight of the hill. "My beautiful hill, my magnificant hill... my hill."

(Not part, but from now on, I will be fighting for Liechtensteiner)

Edited 11/7/2020 06:33:33

I throw pizzas at everyone and now it's my hill.

JK_3 digs a hole under the hill, which he fills with a nuke. After detonating the nuke (which removed the hill), he build a new hill.

Standing on top of the hill, he shouted THIS IS NOW MY HILL

I yeet you into a spike pit, so I yeet you off my hill.

Then {N.W.} Hi got sniped by an helicopter pilot.
P: "I feel a bit giddy about this... I don't want the hill."
Player25253 now once again places Liechtensteiner on the hill, so that it could be, in his words, "My hill."

Orannis pays witch doctor to craft voodoo doll of Player25253

Orannis rips voodoo doll’s head off

Orannis claims back his hill

Orannis says “my hill”

Orannis never owned the hill because he killed the person who wasn’t on the hill. He was convicted of murder and thrown in the dungeon. Liechtensteiner still had the hill, and he gave the word saying, “my hill.”

(Orannis, you killed the wrong guy. I wasn't on the hill at the time. I gave it up to Liech.)

An alien civilization known as Tritopinidonics who originated from a planet locally known as Ricir (pronounced RIK-EAR), have been planning an invasion of Earth for the past 20 Earth years. The day finally came when the invasion commenced. Since Ricir's conditions are almost identical to that of Venus, but with less storms, the Tritos blast Earth with radiation and gamma Rays to kill absolutely every living thing on Earth, leaving only rock and heat. The begin colonization, and eventually discover the hill, with a heavily fortified wall around it. They assume that it is of utmost importance, so they begin extraction operations and claim it to be their hill. Ritnitic Pdonicin, Grand Master of the Tritopinidonics, claims it to be, "my hill".

For some very, VERY strange reason, the last human alive managed to press a button that will reset the world in a year to before the Tritopinidonics. A year has passed, and the universe was shattered and imploded in itself, only to explode again, this time to reset the timeline. Once again, Liechtensteiner was back on his throne, and once again, he claims it as, in his words, "My hill."

When Liechtensteiner dies of old age, he leaves no heir to the hill, so it all goes to his closest relative, only, he has none. The state takes possession of the hill and immediately sells it off to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is the Prince of Prussia of Hohenzollern House, bidding a whopping €670 million. He arrives at the hill, and then tells his family, "this is my hill".

A civil war erupts soon after, with the Hohenzollern family and their people vs the former family and their loyalists.
The Hohenzollern family, after suffering a distrastrous defeat at Essen, surrendered. Player25253, as a member of the loyalists, claims the hill for himself before asking his magician something.
P: "Can you do me a favor?"
M: "Yes, what is it?"
P: "I need you to resurrect the late king of the hill."
M: "...I think I can do that."
5 minutes later, Liechtensteiner is alive again and claims the hill again, and now stating that "Everyone that is willing to defend the hill, you can choose to defend it. This is my hill, but this is also our hill."
*As in community-level.

Orannis consults his magic 8 ball and comes to the conclusion that he must hire a Ugandan sniper monkey to take out Liechtensteiner. After all, the chances of you being killed by a chimpanzee that is secretly working for the Ugandan Internal Security Organization are low, but never zero.

He coaxes the monkey with a banana and gets him to shoot Liechtensteiner right in the head. Orannis was delighted. “Thank you sir! Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be getting back to my hill.”

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XD

This is now my hill

no it's my hill

An unknown swordswoman takes out both {N.W.} Hi and Orannis, and proudly claims it to be her hill.
She gets shot by Player25253 moments afterwards, who claims it as his hill.
He then gives it to Liechtensteiner, who proudly says "My hill."