You complete them when you are very old and can’t see, walk, or hear

Ability to make the pizza guy get here faster

He trips face first into you and you get pizza on your face
Reversing a side effect

But you also reverse the ability

Counting to 1,000,000 in under 48 minutes

48 minutes is, in this case, the name of a very unstable building. There is a room under 48 minutes, and that is what you are counting in, therefore you are counting to 1,000,000 in under 48 minutes. The room has no way out and the building collapses when you reach 16

Ability to stop buildings from falling down

Edited 8/14/2021 21:57:33

They fall to the left instead, killing everyone who gets hit
Mastering the art of warfare

but you see everything as a war you have to win.



Adding witty lines to online forum games.

You've used up your one chance to do so
Being able to cast healing magic on anyone that the user prefers (heals the target)

But you always target enemies (which is actually good when they are undead in Final Fantasy).

Ability to make clan leaders disappear.

Only within your clan, and it also removes the whole clan and your account

I make any chair I sit in give me free fruit

you can teleport any pair of your choice to a room and watch them make love in virtual reality (that is it doesn't actually happen but you get to watch it as if it were genuine physical reality) (but you can't join them)

(where's the side effect for Liechtensteiner's superpower, RainB00ts?)

Edited 9/4/2021 02:56:52

(I’m not sure you quite understand the game.....)

his side effect is that the fruit is gmo

(Continuing Liech's)

But the fruit appears in the seat of the chair

Power to redirect storms

You dont get to choose where the storm redirects to, you can only tell it to change its course

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The power to stare mosquitos to death

Your death stare makes them die by flying down your throat

Make my internet speed faster

But only for a day
Using Fighting-type energy in real life

You get controlled by someone else for your entire life.

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The power to come up with a new original power every single time I post in here.

Your original powers will be utterly useless.

The power to know all knowledge ever learned by humans.

Edited 9/12/2021 04:20:52

turns out that humans be dumb AF

Power to be a yak