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Jokes: 10/15/2020 01:04:36

Ray Young
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Let's make a forum for us to put jokes in







Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches because she's in two time zones
Jokes: 10/15/2020 02:44:46


Liechtensteiner 
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Pennies, nickles, dimes, and quarters. It’s common ¢!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

You know what’s tiring? Cars, because they are tire-ing.

*at a costume party*
Guy 1: What’s your costume?
Guy 2: I’m a harp!
Guy 1: Your costume is too small to be a harp.
Guy 2: Are you calling me a lyre?

Guy 1: I’m going to Senegal!
Guy 2: In Dakar?
Guy 1: No, in da plane.
Jokes: 10/15/2020 19:14:19

Orannis
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What happened to the guy who ran in front of the school bus?
He got tired.


What happened to the guy who ran behind the school bus?
He got exhausted.
Jokes: 10/15/2020 21:48:37


berdan131
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The joke is, I don't have any jokes.
























hmm............
How do you make a forum?
Jokes: 10/28/2020 14:41:40

Lithium
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*husband comes home from a long day at work*

*wife* "how was you're day honey?"

*Husband* "not well. I got fired at my job at the bank recently'

*Wife* "What happened?"

*Husband* 'An elderly woman came up to me and asked me to check here balance," he started, "so I gave her a push!"
Jokes: 10/28/2020 14:42:37

Lithium
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Why do seagulls fly at sea?





because if they flew at the bay, they would be baygulls
Jokes: 10/28/2020 14:44:00

Lithium
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Yo mama so fat, when Santa comes down the chimney, he goes "Ho Ho HOLY !$%#
Jokes: 10/28/2020 14:53:30

Lithium
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*redhead son sobs*

*Father comes into the room*

*Father* " why are you crying, son?"

*Son* "Kids at school make fun of my double chin!" *sobs*

*Father* "it's OK son, chin up!"

*Son* *Sniffles* "OK.... Which one?



XD
Jokes: 10/28/2020 16:36:30


Z 
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Courtesy of Ellie in TLOU:

I used to be addicted to soap.
I’m clean now.
Jokes: 10/28/2020 16:42:49


Z 
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Other good ones from TLOU:

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?
It’s a small medium at large.

What’s the downside of eating a clock?
It’s time consuming.
Jokes: 10/28/2020 19:28:30


Darth Grover
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How do you kill a blue elephant?













Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Jokes: 10/29/2020 14:32:41


TungstenTrex
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Are you an extra small condom? Because you don't fit me at all.
Jokes: 10/29/2020 21:01:44


RainB00ts
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two art collectors are discussing paintings

a man walks in and says "I like Hitler"

the art collectors ask, "what's your favorite Hitler painting?"

the man says, "I didn't know he painted!"
Jokes: 10/29/2020 23:51:43


DrowningManatee 
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How do you seduce a fat person?

...piece of cake!
Jokes: 11/1/2020 03:29:47


OvertForeigner
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An ideal Warzone player has 0% boot rate

An ideal computer has 100% boot rate
Jokes: 11/1/2020 06:06:32


OvertForeigner
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This post is intentionally left blank.
Jokes: 11/1/2020 08:59:22


joeydavis761 
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Question: What's a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: El-if-I-no... (Hell if I know)
Jokes: 11/7/2020 18:25:17


{N.W.} Hi
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Cyan: What? It’s all impostor?
Red: always has been.
*gun kill cutscene in among us plays*
Jokes: 11/7/2020 20:45:41


luftwaffle
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none of these are funny
Jokes: 11/8/2020 02:39:43

Lithium
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Neither was yours
Jokes: 11/9/2020 01:18:16


{N.W.} Hi
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Waffle the one I sent was just the dialogue, it’s more funny with images as well
Jokes: 11/9/2020 02:21:30


DeVine
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Whats big, grey, and doesn't matter?
An Irrelefant

Did you hear about the crook who stole all the toilet seats in the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.

12 crooks escaped from prison in a cement mixer. The police are looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
Jokes: 11/20/2020 05:15:25


OvertForeigner
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Post a replie too this thred

befor postign ,plz proof read to ensure you're post uses porper gramar and is free of speling misstakes or tipos.
Jokes: 11/20/2020 05:18:56


OvertForeigner
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Why did the chicken cross the road?





































To get to the other side!
Jokes: 11/20/2020 09:13:36


Player25253
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Today is the day that I will have my way.
*walks on a special road to get to school*
"Why yes, I now have my way."
"But f*ck you, you don't."
"Actually, I have a path that only I can get to."
Jokes: 11/20/2020 09:30:59


Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe 
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Friend A: Man, I fucking hate layovers. I just had a 3-hour layover in Charlotte




Friend B: Layover deez nuts
Jokes: 12/17/2020 01:08:27

Orannis
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Player25253 and Emperor Cacao were walking down a street. All of a sudden Player saw a dog licking his balls.

“I wish I could try that,” he said.

“Well maybe if you would just pet him...” said Emperor Cacao.
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