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Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/9/2020 16:08:46


berdan131
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Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/9/2020 16:11:30

{N.W.} Hi
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Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/9/2020 17:33:43


berdan131
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My stringy poop appears thin or narrow, often resembling strips of ribbon. It is jelly-like, but at the same time surprisingly elastic. When I push it out of my anal, it instantly bounces off the toilet and back into my anus. Stool is covered in mucus, which is nice, because it keeps the lining of my colon moist and lubricated.

When squeezed, it feels nicely warm and soft. I almost feel like eating it.
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/9/2020 22:59:14


OvertForeigner
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are you okay?
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/10/2020 00:32:48


berdan131
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welcome OvertForeigner. yes, I'm all right. However, it wasn't always like this. I remember days when my poop was dark and rough, with worms and maggots swarming all over it, like one big living organism, relentlessly pulsating.

I think you should be warned. This thread is not what you think it is. After you post here, there's no escape, sadly. you become poop.
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/10/2020 00:45:31


THE TungstenTrex
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gum gum anus
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/10/2020 01:26:16


OvertForeigner
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Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/11/2020 17:16:39

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Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/11/2020 17:16:55

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Am at a loss for words
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/11/2020 17:23:14


berdan131
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poopi poopi little doopi
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/11/2020 22:21:37


knyte 
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Sounds like unintended behavior. File a bug report.
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/11/2020 22:39:35


Ocean0.1
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Umm
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/11/2020 23:00:32


Cata Cauda
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You probably want to see a doctor.
Or a priest, depending on your worldview.
Why does my poop smell meaty?: 7/13/2020 01:09:45


berdan131
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ok, the whole reason for this thread is that google.com suggested this question to me, and I was like: wut? brain_error.exe

but then I thought it would make for a perfect topic on warzone, I don't really know why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it's pretty random.
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