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Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 06:35:52


The Rash
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Earlier today some foreign account hopped into one of my games and just started playing. I was a little creeped out at first, but then he started helping me--protecting me against the harsh and unforgiving tides of Matt and Ryan. Whoever he is, I would just like to say thank you.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 06:42:15


Player X
Level 5
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I am the last thin ray of light that shines before the sun-fall. I am the wide eyed child who play in the puddles of an abandoned playground--the final erect tree of a wilting forest. But most of all, I am a voice for the have-nots of Warzone. A symbol for all those who wish to see Adam tumble from his podium, and Ryan finally reprimanded for his crimes against the human race. The revolution is upon us.

I am hope. I am Player X
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 06:43:41


Aura Guardian 
Level 62
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Interesting Bio.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 14:50:10


The Lone Ranger
Level 28
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Player X is no more than a conman. He brings down the integrity of the game every chance he gets. He's the Geppetto to Jake's Pinocchio. He's a puppet master who sees warzone solely as an avenue for chaos. He brainwashed Jake, who only follows his lead because it distracts him from the realities of the world. Jake uses Player X as a blanket to shield himself from the torment of the game. Player X's presence will ultimately snow ball into much more drastic and haunting consequences. Currently, it is my belief that Jakes failure to acknowledge his poor warzone skills is only a facade for coming to terms with his own sexuality. It is our duty as a community to not let toxic players like Player X to continue his path of corruption and I am calling for an immediate ban until he unlocks the color black.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:09:59


Rick Sanchez
Level 57
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wtf is this thread
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:13:19


Quicksilver 
Level 60
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Rick, it's a group of friends who play Warlight together having an in-joke/troll thread where they pretend to have drama with each other. You're welcome.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:18:11


The Lone Ranger
Level 28
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Rick Sanchez and Quicksilver, we are not friends. We are the bad boys of the warzone community. Don't try to embrace us. Fear us. We are outlaws and I am their leader. Don't praise me for I am no god. I am the anti-christ and with my level 25 rating I will soon take over this community; if not, the world. This is a warning.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:24:40


Moon Slayer
Level 31
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Mr. Rash, you paint this Player X as a savior figure, a deus ex machina alleviating your troops from the perils of war. He saved you in Greenland, but where was he in zug? in bench?? in the city of elders??? It is my impression that Player X dosent like to get his hands in the taco meat. His appearances are sporadic and futile. He is a lame attempt for a man and hasnt surpassed level 5 in 7 years of play. rumor has it he has 0 taco wins, and for that history will not remember him
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:29:57

{N.W.} Hi
Level 58
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Idk why but I just feel he might be an alt
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:30:07

{N.W.} Hi
Level 58
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But of who?
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 15:50:16


Rick Sanchez
Level 57
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I will say you are an outlaw if you get into the outlaw clan. Goodluck with that.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 16:17:30


The Lone Ranger
Level 28
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Refer to me by my name. I am The Lone Ranger. I act alone. To try to classify me is disrespectful. Nonetheless, I submit that if I was to be part of any association or tribe or clan, for that matter, it would be that of an outlaw. My grave will read it as so, and it will be dressed with the blood of my enemies. I am a fugitive. Nay, THE fugitive. And it is about time you imposters give me the respect I deserve.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 16:27:26


Viking1007 
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Bro, you need to change that bio.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 16:35:41


The Lone Ranger
Level 28
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Your just scared of who I am and what I've become.
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 17:27:37


THE TungstenTrex
Level 49
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Very cool thx
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 19:30:24


OvertForeigner
Level 55
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Your just scared of who I am and what I've become.

I don't think anybody here knows you except the members of your crew
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 19:32:09


OvertForeigner
Level 55
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Also interesting to note that both The Rash and Player X have Jake Hamilton in their past names
Who is Player X?: 6/26/2020 19:54:44


𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌
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The guy fawkes mask revolution was 10 years ago.
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 00:24:07


berdan131
Level 58
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What brings you to warzone newcomer? Let's have a beer. If you convince me, I can tell you some local stories.
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 00:48:44

Sam
Level 25
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A slumber, I was when I heard the question which still rolls through my head, like Adam over Raedan's poorly protected territories. "Who is X". I woke up in a pool of my own sweat, and ran to my bathroom, vomiting profusely. Something had taken over my body, and also, my mind. The sickness still surronds me, and I am left wondering, who is X?
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 00:54:09


The Rat King
Level 28
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LoneRanger, I stand with you. I don't think the aforementioned "Player X" should reveal himself until he unlocks the coveted Black color. He is a coward in a brave man's world, a mere whisper in a wind storm. If you see this, player X, I do not fear you. Rats have no fear. And if you show your cowardly face on the warfront one more time I will have my thousands of children swarm your home and plague your body. You have been warned. My rats are hungry.

As for OvertForeigner: I suggest you stop being Junior Detective and start manning up and preparing to face Player X. We are all one army.
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 01:01:14


The Lone Ranger
Level 28
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Berdan131, I am grateful of such a proposal and appreciate the peace offering. However, an outlaw must follow a strict order of solitude. A sojourn of seclusion. Surely, you understand our hesitation. Our people are naturally skeptical of such coalitions, and if this game has taught us one thing- it is that of the agony of the alliance. Though these local stories are intriguing. Nevertheless, I hope our paths do cross, whether it be at the shell of Taco or on the grounds of The Siege of Feldmere.
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 04:30:12


DarkKing121
Level 56
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Berdan is one of the greatest trolls of our time. While darker things may have lurked in ages past, they are no more. You are nothing compared to the unspeakable terrors before you. Things that never should have seen the light of day. Begone, for your power is nothing to me. Begone, before I smite you in my wrath.
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 06:23:55


berdan131
Level 58
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The two greasy lowlifes who had been sitting at Ringo's table with him stood up. Each took a step towards the bar, ready to back up their friend.

'It is important,' said Ringo nastily. 'Because the word on the street is that this guy, this stranger we've been hearing about, calls himself the Bourbon Kid. You're drinking bourbon, ain't you?

The blond man took a look at Ringo's two compadres, then looked back down the barrel of Ringo's gun.

D'you know why he's called the Bourbon Kid?' he asked. 'Yeah, I know,' one of Ringo's friends called out from behind him.

'They say that when the Kid drinks bourbon, he turns into a fuckin' giant, a psycho, and he goes nuts and kills everyone in sight. They say he's invincible and can only be killed by the devil himself.

'That's right,' said the blond man. 'The Bourbon Kid kills everyone. All it takes is one drink and he goes fuckin' nuts. They say it's the bourbon gives him special strength. Once he's had a sip he always kills every muthafucker in the bar. And I should know. I seen it happen.

Ringo pushed the muzzle of his pistol hard into the man's temple. 'Drink your bourbon.'

Edited 6/27/2020 06:26:32
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 19:06:54

Sam
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To berdan131:
I appreciate the thematic nature of you piece--it truly feels like a spaghetti western, from the language to the names. But I also think you tend to wade too deeply in clichés and tropes of the genre. The characters feel more like cartoons than actual human beings. It would be really interesting to see where you go with this piece--I hope you give us a little more information on what drives the characters. I also think "Ringo" is just a little too derivative. It's only one letter away from "Rango," and also famously the name of the Beatles drummer.
I am hoping to read more about "The Bourbon Kid," and applaud your bravery in sharing your work.
Who is Player X?: 6/27/2020 19:28:15


DarkKing121
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Why does The Lone Ranger have so many friends/alts? He's like a more annoying but less harmful kg.
Who is Player X?: 6/28/2020 00:31:00


berdan131
Level 58
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Ringo pulled his gun away from the blond man's face, and asked the question everyone in the bar wanted to ask: 'So then, Blondie, are you the Bourbon Kid or not?'

'Drinking that piss only proves one thing,' said the blond man, wiping his mouth with the back of one hand.
'Yeah? And what's that?'
'That I can drink piss without puking.'
Ringo looked at Sanchez. The bartender had slunk back as far out of the way as he could, with his back pressed against the wall behind the bar. He looked a little shaky.

'Did you give him a drink from the piss bottle?' demanded Ringo. Sanchez nodded uneasily. 'I didn't like the look of him,' he said. Ringo holstered his gun and stepped away. Then he threw his head back and began to howl with laughter, slapping the blond man on the shoulder at the same time.

'You drank a cup of piss! Ha-ha-ha! A cup of piss! He drank piss !' Everyone in the bar burst out laughing. Everyone, that is, except the blond stranger. He fixed his gaze on Sanchez. 'Give me a fucking bourbon.'
Who is Player X?: 6/28/2020 01:36:32


𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌
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were we at the same bar, berdan?
Who is Player X?: 6/28/2020 01:47:53


berdan131
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@𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌

Yes, I remember you. You're that tall irish-looking guy who always brings a bottle of vinaigrette with him. Nobody really understands why, but neither do I.

Edited 6/28/2020 03:15:43
Who is Player X?: 6/28/2020 03:06:35


OvertForeigner
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I always bring a pizza with me
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