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Coffee Man: 9/16/2019 16:17:35


Emperor Cacao
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I'm sitting in a chair, facing him
He sits equally across the table
He's grinning at me, and he raises his cup of coffee
I now notice a mug of coffee under me
He takes a sip, and I take a sip
But I stop
I realize I don't like black coffee
I look up at him, and he has coffee grounds all over his face, still grinning
Man: Take a sip my boy, or would you like milk or soy?
Me: I prefer milk

He reaches under the table still looking at me
He pulls out a carton, and begins pouring it on my mug
He begins shaking, he misses my mug, he spills milk on the table
He sits back in his chair
I take a sip
But I stop
I see he has milk on his face
Why does he have milk in his face
He raises his cup, and motions for me to raise mine
I raise my mug and we clink our drinks
He takes a sip, and so do I
But I stop
I am not thirsty
How did I even get here

He stand up, and starts walking my way
He stands behind me and grabs my mug
He motions it towards my mouth
Man: Drink my boy, it will make you feel joy

I instantly snap from chair, and run away from him
His grin goes away, his eyes look distasteful
We stand equally across the table

Waitress: Number 25! Number 25! Two sausages and one scrambled eggs

I suddenly find myself in a diner
I hear the women call out an order, and I smell breakfast
I look down and see a mug of coffee, with milk
The man, the same man, he is sitting at another table
He begins to shake, he stands and keeps grabbing his chest
He then drops
A woman comes to him and feels his pulse
Woman: HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD!

I leave the building, leaving my mug full

Edited 9/16/2019 23:11:45
Coffee Man: 9/16/2019 16:26:47


alexclusive 
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Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
Coffee Man: 9/16/2019 21:05:32

goodgame
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Maybe you have a career in writing?
Coffee Man: 9/17/2019 01:07:04


Жұқтыру
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Coffee ? It's the color of my eyes, why do you ask ?

I love coffee.
Coffee Man: 9/17/2019 11:25:13


Viking1007
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Maybe he is a writer
Coffee Man: 9/17/2019 11:38:29


THE TungstenTrex
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the soy has tainted him

so powerful...
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