Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 17:36:30 |
Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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I don't get it at all We protect everybody and are also the strongest and freest country in the world
I theorize it's just misplaced jealousy made into the form of hate
We don't have pish posh accents like England
Brits on Vacation *One lower class Brit walks into McDonald's, walks up to minimum wage worker to make an order
Poor Brit: Oi moit, can I haf the ordah numbah 2 plas Wage Slave: I'm sorry sir, but I can't understand you Poor Brit: Aih you focking kidding me, Aih will not be treated this wahy
*Lower class Brit walks out, Upper class Brits walks in
Rich Brit: Oh my, are these chips and beef wellingtons ensembles greasy? Wage Slave: Um, I'm sorry Ma'am but I have no idea what you just said Rich Brits: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I was talking a blubbery chav. Never mind, I will go off and drink tea
*The word TEA re-vibrates in Wage Slave's head... TEA TEA TEA *Flashback sound is played, Wage Slave has flashback to wathcing Alex Jones *British People Bad, American People Good, Wage Slave starts visibly shaking
Wage Slave: 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN! Rich Brit: Oh don't be a silly goose. Put that rooty tooty point and shooty thing away Director: CUT! CUT! Where did you get that gun? Wage Slave: What are you talking about? It's my gun Director: Well it's not part of the script
*Wage Slave looks at director in the eyes and points gun to camera
Wage Slave: I... AM... THE DIRECTOR NOW!
*Rich Brit walks away slowly looking at the gun off screen *Poor Brit watches in amazement of the confidence and liberation of the Wage Slave *Director starts stuttering, loud thunder is heard, rain starts falling *The Director starts to shapeshift into a giant rat, A large nose protrudes, Rubbing hands intensifies,
Director: YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME. HAHAHAHA *Thunder is heard again, the Earth shakes *The Rat is stepping closer and closer with an open hissing mouth *Wage Slave backs away frantically and looks at me
Wage Slave: He...y, Ca...cao, a little help here? Emperor Cacao: Yah fam, I got you
*With my mere thought, I transform his gun into a grenade launcher *Wage Slave fires grenade *Greedy Rat swallows it whole, Greedy Rat starts to back down, thunder is heard, rain starts falling more heavy
Wage Slave: That didn't work, give me a better weapon Emperor Cacao: You don't really need a weapon, here you go
*With my thought I transform his grenade launcher into two pieces of bacon
Wage Slave: Are you fucking serious!
*The Rat smells the bacon, and starts hissing, Wage Slave looks in confusion and starts getting closer with the bacon *The Rat starts hissing louder, Wage Slaves makes the bacon into a cross *Lightning Strikes and sets the roof on fire, loud thunder is heard
Wage Slave: We, The People
*The Rat's skin starts to fall off, it's eyes fall off and roll offscreen, its tail falls off and turns into a rattlesnake *Silence is heard, then the Rat's body explodes, squeaking is heard *Hundreds of rats are seen all over, many of them run off screen
*Wage Slave looks at camera and smiles
Wage Slave: I... AM... SOVEREIGN NOW
*The camera turns off
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 18:35:17 |
Cata Cauda
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Bait.
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 19:07:06 |
goodgame
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Now that's a weird story, and irrelevant to the title of this thread.
I have nothing against Americans that I don't have against Canadians, Mexicans, Cubans, Brazilians, Argentinians, British, French, Serbians, Bosnians, Russians, Chinese, Indians, New Zealanders, Egyptians, Sudanese, Congolese...the list goes on for a while. I do, however, think that while you're not much worse then everyone else, you need to accept that you're not gods compared to the rest of the world.
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 19:20:35 |
Diety Emperor Cacao, God Ruler of the Universe
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That story, if you had a higher IQ, you would understand it's a metaphor for America
In the beginning the Wage Slave represents the servitude, colonialism, to Great Britain Then once Wage Slave, representing America, has had enough, threatens British rule This also makes the poor or servant Britain look in awe
Later on the Director, who represents the Jew, is angry that such freedom can exist and threatens the Wage Slave The Director turns into the evil monster we all know, as the Jew, and attempts to kill America Then me, which represents freedom of thought, tries many of American icons to kill the Jew Bacon, the savior of Western Civilization is our next weapon, not guns or bombs Our next weapon are freedom from restriction, we don't have any rule saying we can't eat pork or alcohol
Great Britain represents America's first overlord, then America must face a greater overlord, the Jew All in all America learns there is always a greater overlord, and in order to truly become free, it is to step away from this game, and make your own place
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 19:28:35 |
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RP is the best. It's so sexy. Who else says grass right?
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 19:29:22 |
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You’ve got one major part wrong: upper class (cloarse in generic posh, class in typical) Brits don’t go to Maccies. They’d go to Michelin star restaurants instead, many of which are in London. Why you hating Brits for having a wide range of accents? Hardest accent to understand is Scouser (Liverpool area). Simply ask them to repeat the order slower. Also America isn’t the freest country, unless you forgot about serval countries. See http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/freest-countries/. Is it really protection when school shootings occur and that guns are allowed? If nobody else has a gun, you don’t need one either. At least in the UK you can send kids to school knowing that they’ll live, at worst only a few birthday beatings or sports accident. There’s nothing wrong with using your own accent anywhere. You can’t really control it. If you try to copy British accents you’ll be frowned upon for definite when in Britain. I for one aren’t jealous. Why should I? Edit: South Wales accent is also quite difficult to understand. This is coming from someone in north Wales.
Edited 9/14/2019 19:31:37
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 19:39:06 |
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The overlord thing isn't just with countries. You know very well there's people in every country (yes, that includes America and Britain and Canada) that try in every way thinkable to gain absolute control over everyone and everything, or something like that. Of course, no one ever gets that powerful, and no one deserves that much power, or even leadership of a medium size country in that matter.
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-09-14 23:27:20 |
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Maybe one day I will be as masterful at shitposting as Caocao is
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-13 02:20:07 |
RainB00ts
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Cacao is a shit-tier shitposter, why would you want to be like him
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-13 02:21:04 |
goodgame
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I think the "super slang accents" comes from the fact that there was for a heck of a long time groups in Britain that didn't interact much, and lived in very different conditions. I'd bet ten bucks that if it weren't for such things as mass media and improved travel, the generic western accent would have evolved to become as hard to understand as the infamous Scottish accent.
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-13 11:57:32 |
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IRise comes out with a great phrase. and like goodgame, I've never trash-talked someone because they live in a different country.
Actually, i have been trash-talked for living in the USA.
They said, Oh, yeah. right. you live in America. that explains why you are so bad. yep, i knew you were American
it was like that. ill try to find the game
Edited 10/13/2019 11:58:59
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-13 19:14:57 |
The Joey
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***** post. Absolutley hilarious. This is the type of trolling we need more of around here. :)
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-13 21:05:06 |
Viking1007
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@TheJoey, that is not directed to me, right?
edit - wait, no it was not I think. I know what your talking about
Edited 10/13/2019 21:06:00
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-14 01:14:33 |
RainB00ts
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No, this and everything Cacao has posted is low quality trolling, due to the simple fact that it's tl;dr. Only reddit has time to read multiple paragraphs.
Good trolling is laconic and instantly recognizable to those for whom the art of trolling is a field of inquiry.
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Why do people hate Americans?: 2019-10-14 06:12:02 |
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the hatred toward americans is anti black racism, even when is directed towards people with light skin. the water and soil has a profound effect on the human body, and in the case of america causes them to have a certain negroid gait. jung has described this after one of his visits to new york. the main "native american" tribe in newyork was the shinnecock tribe which is closer to being a zambo peoples. new york was the last of the soveriegn areas in the americas to be conquered by the indians and by this time certain tribes has gotten racemixed with africans who were brought over as slaves around 7000bc by coushatta tribe. this slave trade is evidenced in recent moroccan arcaelogoical digs where they find boats (not dugout canoes) made from wood native only to america. the different accents in britain are entirely based around their caste system which still exists today. this was one of the mind cancers places upon the brits by india through roman imperialism. a mirror of this is seen in high and low germanic languages but the influence in germany is of a purer caste system. vernal vinaigrette you are a faggot
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