Any advice on how to accomplish this?

bottoms up! mix your darks and clears! it might make you sick but only because it fucks you up so quick! :D

Yes I heard mixing alcohols and not drinking water gets the job done.

Don’t drink anything non-alcoholic once you get back. Don’t eat once you get back.
If you’re in the UK, order a Death Star from a pup.

drink more

Drink while you're depressed. Ya'll have zero motivation to get up in the morning and fix your hangover.

I don't drink when I'm happy usually :D

Most effective way:

Bet against your friends on who can drink more. Loser has to pay all the alcohol.
Trust me, that's effective as fuck but make sure there is someone who is able to count because you won't be.
Before you go to bed (if you can) make sure you breath as much fresh air as possible, because the oxygen will react with the alcohol and make you feel even worse.
And yes.. no water, no eating.

Cheap whiskey, and a lot of it!

play wz

After getting good and drunk, accost random individuals in the most insulting manner imaginable. With any luck you will be beaten.

Piss your pants, and crap your self.

Sleep it off outside. For extra points awaken in a pool of your own blood and vomit in the gutter.

After all that fun you will not feel as fresh as a daisy.

Empty stomach, don't drink much water. Have a friend nearby to call an ambulance if shit hits the fan.

If you're in Groningen, order a Trump Tower. You can play against the bartenders. If you finish it before them, they pay. Otherwise, you pay. A Trump Tower consists of 7 shots that fall in a pitcher of booze one at a time. The bartenders finish it in 7 seconds. I've never seen someone play that game for more than three rounds and not wake up drunk.