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We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 06:01:33


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A 7 year old boy was at the center of a court room drama yesterday when he challenged the court’s ruling of who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and was initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beats him more than his parents, and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he should live with his grandparents, the boy cried and then stated they beat him also.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life for them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cleveland Browns, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 07:18:22


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Good story. The boy is safe with the cleveland browns. :')
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 07:26:44


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We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 07:37:21


Empire of Kilos
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A twist on the classic Fresh Prince of Bel air/ Loch Ness Monster gag. I like it.
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 07:42:56


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boy's smart
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Wulfhere
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Okay, this is an epic coincidence, Strategy. I was just in Ohio - well, in the Cincinnati airport. And Cleveland is also in Ohio.
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Oh the Browns are capable of beating people alright
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 13:59:54


King C******* V 
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The Cleveland Browns are as much of a good team as you are writing an intelligent well-written post.
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 18:25:07


knyte 
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That's an insult to the Browns, not to Rogue NK.
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 20:38:41


Wulfhere
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clearly people came here to read intelligent, well-written posts
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psykkoman
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Apparently this joke circulates throught the internet at least from 2008, and was attributed probably to every single NFL team.
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 23:31:09


Bane 
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Wufflehere joined in 2015, not 2008.
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 8/31/2018 23:35:40


Wulfhere
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2013 actually on my first
We need to talk about this terrible tragedy.: 9/1/2018 01:02:49


Bane 
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Wow, guess the jokes on me
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Wulfhere
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it sort of is since you got baited
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Padraig
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We need to talk about terrible shaggy dog stories.

Edited 9/1/2018 18:44:15
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Bane 
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Well you certainty sat on this forum long enough. Might as well make it worth it.
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Wulfhere
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what are you talking about
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Жұқтыру
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eagerly awaiting the next post from rnk. I can't tell whether these are satire or not, it leaves with me with an edgy zest !
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