I don't fap, because women love me anyways.

Arranged marriage is not "love".

Love does not exist.

Well you got the depressed high schooler look down so far, but you’ll never be able to replace tabby.

Tabby will live on in all of our hearts.

Alrighty boi-o

Welp I failed

Love does not exist.

Have you considered switching from paperclips to staples?

When your staples thrust through virgin paper that has never been penetrated before it is so viscerally satisfying. Words can not express how good it is.

"Arranged marriage is not "love"."

Arranged marriage isn't done in my culture.

^^Nah, not virgin paper. It needs to have been stapled before, so it knows what it likes and it knows how to caress your staples.

^and what does that have to do with this thread's subject?

^^Not allowing them to do so is oppressive. People dislike being oppressed.

Fellas, if you fap, aren't you a man getting a man off to a man having sex? that's gay af bro but whatever u want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he has a point.

Fellas, if you fap, aren't you a man getting a man off to a man having sex? that's gay af bro but whatever u want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lesbians.

FUCK

Troll much, Speck of Might?

day 1/365: i've already began exhibiting telekinetic abilities. i notice myself moving small objects on accident, like pencils, just with mere thought.

day 2/365

Git gud scrubs