I've done this before with Lincoln, so I thought I'd do it again. Please add your own in the comments.

If Reagan, Clinton, W, and Obama had tweeted

- An alternate history -

The Reagan Administration

--- 1980 ---

@trickledownron

The evil empire will fall....Carter, Inflation, and responsible military spending.

--- Iran-Contra ---

@trickledownron

I had no idea what was happening. My staff knew. But I didn't know they knew that I didn't know. So they knew I didn't know and did it

--- 1988 ---

@trickledownron

I endorse Bush for President and I stand prou-...wait what's the presidency? Who am I again?


The Clinton Administration

--- 1992 ---

@billtheinfidel

I really regret taking such a radical step in firing the FBI director. I'm sure nobody will ever try that again...

--- 1996 ---

@billtheinifdel

I did not have an affair with Monica, the only pussy who's sucked me off in this office is Boris.

--- 2017 ---

@billtheinfidel

Miss me yet?

The Bush Administration

--- Sept 11, 2001 ---

@suckitjeb

Under this administration, we are safer than ever OH SHIT

--- 2005 ---

@suckitjeb

Saddam was brutal, uneducated, greedy, and forced his religious views on everyone. Thank god we are free from that.

--- 2009 ---

@suckitjeb

It could be worse... his first name could've been hussian

The Obama Administration

--- 2009 ---

@dreamsfrommyimam

On this day we honor those who lost their lives on Sept 11.....we lost 11 of our best guys that day....

--- 2012 ---

@dreamsfrommyimam

Romney keeps telling us how great his healthcare plan is. It's like he thinks his website wouldn't fail the first day. Idiot.

--- 2016, November 3rd ---

@dreamsfrommyimam

Well fuck. Soros won't be pleased. Hillary grab the yacht and lets get moving #imwithher

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I don't get it maybe it's my fault I'm not that americacentric enough

If Ashur-uballit I had tweeted:

-2016-

@Ashurisgreatest

Trump promises to build a Great Wall! Sad! I shall build a great many siege engines to bring it down!

BUILD THAT G*D D*MN WALL

Okay, thanks for letting us know. Now that we have seen this, can we move on?

Someone’s had their jimmies rustled

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when u need blood pressure meds bad but u live in a socialist country