https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_country_formerly_known_as_america

This is interesting. Thanks for making me aware of it. Side note: That is NOT what I thought the game meant when it said "spirituality."

^ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Country_Formerly_known_as_the_Former_Yugoslav_Republic_of_Macedonia

I can't find my sides.

I had like 14 Nations at one point. Burned myself out. Trying to get back in right now, but I keep losing interest.

that game sucks, not fun at all

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=hadia There, my only non-experimental country.

I try it out. Seems too time consuming thou. I am not an awakened person. I have a life.

Well, shit, not exactly what i wanted...:

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The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Evolution is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6 million Holy Evolutionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Holy Evolutionian economy, worth 129 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 21,617 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Evolution's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Evolution is ranked 31,682nd in the world and 1,289th in the West Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 109.41 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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...is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation.
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...is a fledgling, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.

BETTER ^^

Jesus man, you're hardcore.

Well, thank you, i guess?

devout population of 6 million

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Also, can we have a link, please?
Nevermind, found it: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=holy_evolution

Top 5%
Most Primitive: 6,309th

LMAO
Dossiered you, I wanna see how it goes.

Edited 8/18/2017 08:24:07

I used to have it,

my country is Zjaljizstan if you want to look it up,

stopped playing over summer bc never went on PC bc no school

school is back, tried logging in, school blocked, hacked site doesnt work

now doont play but i did enjoy it

You sure its written correctly? I cant find it.

Game is not really THAT realistic... but well, GDP grew from 129 billion Euros to 159 billion Euros, yay!
Average income is 22,774 Euros, before it were 21,617 Euros, that is a 5 % increase. ^^
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There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
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I rule over retards, great...

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and [REDACTED]'s soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. [REDACTED]'s national animal is the [REDACTED], which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

[...]funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.

Edited 8/19/2017 13:14:26

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The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Evolution is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 7 million Holy Evolutionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Holy Evolutionian economy, worth 151 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 21,637 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Evolution's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
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I am not sure if this is an improvement.

Both mine:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=eastern_elizabethia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=shongbao

The first one being a nation ruled by hippies, the second one being a psychotic dictatorship.

Edited 8/19/2017 21:15:50

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kelvinia_north
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nifty_fifty
Any fellow Europeians out there?