Well, thank you, i guess?

devout population of 6 million

....


Also, can we have a link, please?
Nevermind, found it: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=holy_evolution

Top 5%
Most Primitive: 6,309th

LMAO
Dossiered you, I wanna see how it goes.

Edited 8/18/2017 08:24:07

I used to have it,

my country is Zjaljizstan if you want to look it up,

stopped playing over summer bc never went on PC bc no school

school is back, tried logging in, school blocked, hacked site doesnt work

now doont play but i did enjoy it

You sure its written correctly? I cant find it.

Game is not really THAT realistic... but well, GDP grew from 129 billion Euros to 159 billion Euros, yay!
Average income is 22,774 Euros, before it were 21,617 Euros, that is a 5 % increase. ^^
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There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
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I rule over retards, great...

The population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and [REDACTED]'s soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. [REDACTED]'s national animal is the [REDACTED], which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

[...]funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.

Edited 8/19/2017 13:14:26

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The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Evolution is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 7 million Holy Evolutionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Holy Evolutionian economy, worth 151 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 21,637 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Evolution's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
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I am not sure if this is an improvement.

Both mine:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=eastern_elizabethia

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=shongbao

The first one being a nation ruled by hippies, the second one being a psychotic dictatorship.

Edited 8/19/2017 21:15:50

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=kelvinia_north
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nifty_fifty
Any fellow Europeians out there?

Meh

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=maxikapitalia

^
An Anarchy that has almost 100% state-owned industry, what?

I broke the game :)

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=katzenstaat

Cant await you to come across the issues about transhumanism. There is even one about the state arranging marriages or abolishing sexuality.

*nuclear bomb terror attack happens in Tabithas closet.*

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The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Evolution is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 9 million Holy Evolutionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Holy Evolutionian economy, worth 199 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 22,190 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Holy Evolutionians, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Evolution's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=holy_evolution

Edited 8/21/2017 07:15:30

Fix your economy ...

Going to see if I can revive one of my old nation states.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=koujan Well here it is. Can't believe I remembered the login.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=askijan And here's my joke nation.

Edited 8/21/2017 16:00:52

Both are so average. Almost nothing in the top 10%.