Well, shit, not exactly what i wanted...:
The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Evolution is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6 million Holy Evolutionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The fragile Holy Evolutionian economy, worth 129 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 21,617 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Holy Evolution's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Holy Evolution is ranked 31,682nd in the world and 1,289th in the West Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 109.41 Cheeks Turned Per Day.