We all know what everyone else thinks but what do you officially classify yourself as?

Edited 12/1/2016 21:37:24

I'm not a nazi.

I politically identify myself as windmill. My power drives on americacentrism

I'm a Hillary shill. I always vote for the corporate candidate (because they give me the most shekels).

I politically Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Idk why but a lot of people assume i'm a Koala. when i'm obviously a chameleon and a bat.

Hi. Firegender Cocoongender Demi-greygender flux semi-fluid Tetragender Non-binary Xirl here. Please refer to me using appropriate pronouns.

An interesting way to do this is to compare yourself against US presidential candidates:

http://www.isidewith.com/

Here's my results:

http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/2912890974

Edited 12/2/2016 02:56:47

extremely militant.

you might make friends with my cat, whenever he sits or lies down on me, always has at least one claw that makes me say "ouch - careful!" so yeah but you need kind of claws to do that.

does FELIDAE uphold declawing?

extremely militant.

Reported to the FBI for violence.

Reported the CIA for violence.

Libertarian.

I am far left socially and centre left fiscally. I am libertarian

Economic: TAX DEM RICH INhERiTANCE BASTARDS!
Social: Pro-Abortion. Meat tax. Pro-Homosexuality. Pro-Transgender. Absolute feminism. Anti-Patriarchy. Circumcision illegal. Adultery results in small fine.
Racial: Egalitarian.
Religious: You can practise anything, but any public advertisment of hate e.g. Bible, Quran etc gets you sent TO a £100 fine

Edited 12/2/2016 18:37:33

I politically identify myself as windmill. My power drives on americacentrism

kek'd hard.

Far left socially, centre-left economy. I Also strongly defend fiscal responsability to avoid huge debts that are irresponsable and a catastrophy.

I like trains.

Rothbardian Anarcho-Capitalist. You may know this ideology from strawmanball memes, and as such, will associate my ideology with a hatred of roads, child slavery, and killing my neighbors.

centre-left economy. I Also strongly defend fiscal responsability to avoid huge debts

Well...

Edited 12/2/2016 14:13:12

I am myself and i like what i like (which is mostly life that is not undead).

libertarian dictatorship