Health and Cultural Diversity Secretary-
Business and Rural Affairs Secretary-
Chief of Global Peacekeeping Operations-
A clan with 15 members requires a health and cultural diversity secretary, along with a business and rural affairs secretary and a global peacekeeping operations chief. A typical day in the office for this group of esteemed world leaders goes as follows:
~Under classified bunker beneath UN headquarters~
President Colonel: "Greetings fellow bureaucrats, let us discuss our plans on world domination. Report on sector status, Vice President Hamers!"
~A silence follows~
Secretary Sherman: "Err your imperial majesty, VP Hamers is currently missing in action, sir."
President Colonel: "That is fine, I'll create another government position. Royal chamberlain or chief general inspector, prehaps ah-"
Secretary Domogoto: "Sir, if I may be so bold, I believe VP Hamers may be incapitated because of his bootrate, which has exceeded the agency maximum of 50%."
Secretary Recoil: "It is known, sire. VP Hamers went missing in several games that we shared together and greatly burdened the remaining players. It was most unfortunate."
President Colonel: "Allah preserve our insecure souls."
Secretary Domogoto: "If I may suggest sir, mayhap we should tighten our bootrate requirements, so that our agency does not amass a great number of inactive and unreliable government officials."
Secretary Recoil: "Most reputable role-play and diplomacy agencies tend to only accept those with a bootrate lower than 30%."
Secretary Domogoto: "A most worthy idea. Your imperial majesty, this proposal-"
A figetting President Colonel: "Stop! That was my last title in a previous agency. From this point henceforth, I am to be addressed only as the president of the league commission. Now the issue of the bootrate will be dropped. It makes no difference as engaging in regular agencies games was never my focus anyways."
Secretary Sherman: "President Colonel, if you play some more RT games, your bootrate might dip below the 30 mark. I can understand your embarrassment from personal experience-"
President Colonel: "Allah smite you, you hypocritical fool! Look to your own bootrate! Your mind is being poisoned by the infidel liberals! This talk of boot rates is nonsensical, let us proceed to reports on league relations."
Secretary Sherman: "As the Health and Cultural Diversity Secretary, I am pleased to report that only a small handful of our agency members have come down with measles and that several measures have been taken to ensure that there are members of all ethnic backgrounds in our ranks."
President Colonel: "Good. So long as there are no raging homosexuals in our agency, I am pleased."
Secretary Domogoto: "Err, okay. As for the Business and Rural Affairs front, we have recently erected a new dam to stimulate more agricultural development."
President Colonel: "Good, that will keep the flaming liberals fanatics away."
Secretary Recoil: "As the Chief of Global Peacekeeping Operations, I am pleased to announce that my assassins have successfully destroyed the infidel known as Randy Ficker, also known to the common masses as Fizzer."
President Colonel: "Yes. I am most pleased. Now the World League will-"
~A siren goes off in the bunker~
President Colonel: "What in Allah's name is that?"
All secretaries: "Excuse the interruption sir, our mothers are calling us to dinner."
President Colonel: "How will World League's government bureaucracy function now? Our agencies's farms and health-services will go unattended! How shall I meet other world leaders without my secretaries?"
Edited 7/2/2016 09:38:57