Yo shawty, what that bonus do?

Did you fall from Medium Earth? cuz I want to modify your bonuses.

If I could rearrange the Rome map, I'd put Utica and Iberia together.

I may not have the most skilled clan, but we score a lot.. of points.

If your body was a 1v1 3 pick warlords distribution, your rack would be my #1.

Dat ass-tralia.

Girl are you cancer? Cuz I want you to spread all over me.

Ay yo ma, what's yo profile number?

Wanna have a Non-Aggression Pact with THIS D*CK?

Aye girl, I hear you got a 100% chance to succeed if you attack me.

Luck's at 100% tonight, if you know what I mean.

Girl are you a ladder? Cuz I wanna play and track my 1v1 games on you and use TrueSkill to determine my ranking and score.

Aye yo ma, iz you Brunei? Cuz I've never seen a map of you before.

make your own, spread the cancer

Girl, you're so cute that I'd stall my hole life to get a date with you.

Girl, when I saw you, I've decided to raise my chances to get you with a combo, but no worries, in case I miss it I have a counter to destroy the fucker that stole you from me.

Ever since I saw you, my whole life become an off-topic: confuse, weird and counterproductive.

I know that every darklord is into you, but I offer you quality over numbers.

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I thought of one but it's way too dirty.

"whole" is spelled with a "w".

^thx, it's always great to learn grammar/spelling here in the off-topics xD

Edited 5/13/2016 13:29:24

My one's longer than TBest's auto-click game, if you know what I mean... ;)

^thx, it's always great to learn grammar here in the off-topics xD

*Spelling

Do you like it long? Because I play LD only.

^You're a spelling nazi.

^
"Nazi" is a name and names are always written with a capitalised letter at the beginning.

^
*American English

Hey girl, imma wreck your bonuses with my fat stack

^and the Oscar goes to

yo girl can i use diplomacy with yo daddy?

Is it a lottery game? Cause I just got lucky.

Hey girl, how about we airlift over to my place?

Want to start a very "custom" scenario with me? (BDSM people only)

You're so hot I need some reinforcements here.

Are you an angel? Cause it looks like you fell from the ladder.

Girl when I'm done with you, you gonna need a ladder to walk right.

Hey girl, ever gotten multi-attacked before?

There's a missing connection here- me and you.

Hey girl, i wanna fuck you up like Fizzer fucked up the realtime ladder

jk Fizzer, I actually love the ladders

W-will you have sex with me for money? N-no? o-okay.....

(Goes to car to cry)

I wouldnt pick you even if i could get your bonus first turn ( this ones an anti pick up line)