I actually can spell and count.
English is my third language, and yet I beat you easily on it... Dunno about counting, but I've heard you refuse to acknowlage that you're 8, and keep insisting you're twice as old as that,...
I play 1v1 Ladder and I play scrabble occasionally.
Try changing that for "I play the 1v1 ladder and scrabble occasionally" or something closer to that. It's not a great defense of your quality of spelling when one your phrases is that ugly.
For the chat, Jeff has already tried to make a coup for power, AG asked him to leave bc he was annoying, styxie and I made a plat-free chat party. Usual stuff.