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Star Wars: Rebels Done Goofed.: 4/5/2016 03:52:03

Darth Darth Binks
Level 56
The Inquisitors' lightsabers can fly like helicopters. They can fly using their lightsabers. They're Lightsaber helicopters. Inquisicopters. That's not how it works! That's not how any of this works!

How the fuck can you fly using the momentum from a weightless blade!? Thank god Maul killed them all.

I now know where Team Rocket blasted off to: Galactic Civil War era Star Wars. Jesus christ, what the fuck.

Here's the link if you don't believe me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahFi5TSzYc

If I see any of this shit in the movies I'm going to demand that they give me my Darth Jar Jar.
Star Wars: Rebels Done Goofed.: 4/5/2016 04:04:50

Melisandre (the Red Woman)
Level 5

Might be corny, but that sounds fun as hell.
Star Wars: Rebels Done Goofed.: 4/5/2016 04:04:56

Level 54
Star Wars: Rebels Done Goofed.: 4/5/2016 04:10:50

Level 58
Eh, Star Wars doesn't have to make sense. It's soft sci-fi, more about a set of ideals than about exploring the possibilities of technology. Every generation of writers has the right to imagine whatever they want to within the general framework of the universe.
Star Wars: Rebels Done Goofed.: 4/5/2016 11:16:44

Angry Frog
Level 7
This is what happens when you cancel a beloved series like Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and bring a less better designed bad story with weak characters on. I know it was left on a cliffhanger with Maul with palpatine dragging him away, but still Star Wars : Rebels shouldn't of been made.
Star Wars: Rebels Done Goofed.: 4/5/2016 15:04:29

Level 56

Favorite part: "The Jedi are sick bastards. They use the Force to cloud the minds of others. The movies show this being done to stormtroopers, but you just know Luke uses it on dates at the cantina. He probably uses it to get anal. I bet every Jedi has a BDSM dungeon that they use to force-torture unwilling victims. Any time they are told to stop they just wave their hand and say “That isn’t the safe word you are looking for.” Evil and rapey."

Other highlights: "It’s obvious that what really happened is Darth Vader was having a giggle and let the Death Stars be destroyed in an insurance scam."

"A little-known fact is that all the stormtroopers killed by the “good guys” are people of colour. The easiest way to tell is they can’t hit the broad side of a barn with their blasters. They also hate the ice world Hoth."

Edited 4/5/2016 15:11:06
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