So I got a notification. And I opened it. And it was an image. Unlike any this artist had made. The artist doesn't usually make this kind of stuff. i was pretty surprised they did that. But with Murphy's Law, that was the second this person looked over me and saw it. This person proceeded to tell everyone else at the party.
What made it more interesting for them was that I was the one who over a few drinks, they said was "most likely to be asexual".
You apparently have the wrong friends.