I cum today bearing the saddest of news. A much beloved player is taking an indefinite hiatus from the game.
His contributions include creating a weekly holiday known across the site as "cAPS lOCK fRIDAY," where players leave their caps lock key on for the entire day each Friday. The only reason I am foregoing that style for this post is that Caps Lock Friday is a happy celebration, while this post is more of a eulogy to a great career.
OxTheArtist has called this player "the god of 1v1." His diet, while a bit one-dimensional, provides him with plenty of fiber and eliminates the need for him to floss. Yes, it is with great sadness that I relay to you all the news that ieatpubes has decided to quit WarLight.
I know that this may come as a major surprise to most of you, and that most of us are still pretty shell-shocked from reading the previous sentence. Let's use this thread to wish our fellow soldier the best, and post some of our favorite memories of playing with him.
As he himself would say, hAPPY cAPS lOCK fRIDAY TO EVERYONE ON wARlIGHT!
A Sad Day for the WarLight Community: 2/26/2016 15:10:02
Why are people getting butthurt at a thread about ieatpubes retiring but when that Fridge guy does it it's totally fine? I don't see any difference other than this one being written by a friend instead of the man himself
A Sad Day for the WarLight Community: 2/26/2016 20:13:53
yEAH, PERHAPS oFF tOPIC WOULD BE A BETTER FIT AS IT'S NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO wARLIGHT, BUT IT'S REALLY NOT A HUGE DEAL THAT NEEDS TO BE REPEATED A DOZEN TIMES.
i WILL DEFINITELY BE EATING MORE PUBES, BUT i JUST HAVE TO QUIT COLD TURKEY BECAUSE REAL LIFE HAS GOTTEN QUITE BUSY (MAINLY WORK-RELATED), AND i'M NOT GOOD AT SAYING NO TO GAME OR TOURNAMENT INVITES. rEDUCING MY GAME COUNT STILL LEFT ME CHECKING wARLIGHT CONSTANTLY, SO i JUST NEED TO QUIT MY ADDICTION AND FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT, RATHER THAN DELAY TURNS FOR 2 DAYS, 23 HOURS, 59 MINUTES, LIKE SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO DO. *cough cough Inquisitor nudge nudge facepunch*
i'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT TIME MANAGEMENT, AND NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TRY AND IMPROVE. iT'S LAME THAT i HAVE TO TREAT MYSELF LIKE A CHILD, BUT WHATEVER, AT LEAST i KNOW MYSELF.
Edited 2/26/2016 21:07:21
A Sad Day for the WarLight Community: 2/26/2016 21:37:21