Hello all,

I cum today bearing the saddest of news. A much beloved player is taking an indefinite hiatus from the game.

His contributions include creating a weekly holiday known across the site as "cAPS lOCK fRIDAY," where players leave their caps lock key on for the entire day each Friday. The only reason I am foregoing that style for this post is that Caps Lock Friday is a happy celebration, while this post is more of a eulogy to a great career.

OxTheArtist has called this player "the god of 1v1." His diet, while a bit one-dimensional, provides him with plenty of fiber and eliminates the need for him to floss. Yes, it is with great sadness that I relay to you all the news that ieatpubes has decided to quit WarLight.

I know that this may come as a major surprise to most of you, and that most of us are still pretty shell-shocked from reading the previous sentence. Let's use this thread to wish our fellow soldier the best, and post some of our favorite memories of playing with him.

As he himself would say, hAPPY cAPS lOCK fRIDAY TO EVERYONE ON wARlIGHT!

Your Pal,

QB

#cryingmyeyesout

Damn, why do all the good ones have to leave?

As Sarah McLachlan said...

I will remember you....
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by.
Weep not for the memories.

The only reason I am foregoing that style for this post is that Caps Lock Friday is a happy celebration, while this post is more of a eulogy to a great career.

the only reason you're not doing this capslock is that fizzer will delete it if you do it :P

Edited 2/26/2016 17:07:15

Am I the only one who has no idea who he is talking about?

^ You're not.

Sorry, but, who?

A sad day for The Poon crew community not Tue general community.

Yet Pooncrew found themselves so self centered they made a thread anyways when they should know basically nobody gives a shit..

the god of 1vs1 left 5 months ago when fizzer changed the 1vs1 ladder
#RIP dead piggy

and nobody knows/cares about a caps lock day

Edited 2/26/2016 17:41:54

@Ryiro I think that only applies to titles, cAPS lOCK fRIDAY is more for text posts and chats but I refrained from that cause it didn't really fit the mood

@Chris I'm talking about ieatpubes retiring from warlight

@Des ieatpubes

@Platinum Pooncrew wasn't the one who wrote this, I was. pubes was too humble to write a retirement speech so I wrote on his behalf since he'll be missed by the whole community

@mod you haven't lived until you've done cAPS lOCK fRIDAY. adds a whole new fun element to your in-game chats

This guy was a cool, mature guy, despite his clan and name, haha. I had a couple discussions with him and he seems quite laidback and sensible. Bye ;)

Yes, a sad day indeed for the community. Someone who no one gives a fuck about except the Poon Squad left Warlight. Someone who invented... caps lock friday? Wtf is that?

@Epiculiar because you are a member of one of our allied clans, you care too. It's the transitive property. Read a book

goodbye ieatpubes you were one of my favorite forum people. sincerely Flowey

ok so if I get you right he knew he was irrelevant and that a retirement thread is also irrelevant but you are stupid and think it's relevant.

yOU GUYS CAN TRASH TALK ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT i TAKE GREAT OFFENSE AT YOUR DISRESPECT FOR cAPS lOCK fRIDAY! pERHAPS ONCE YOU'RE MORE EDUCATED, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ITS IMPORTANCE.

tHANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS, FOLKS. iT'S BEEN FUN.

Edited 2/26/2016 19:24:59

People mourn to a man who they have never have met

From the few games we can played you always seemed like a nice guy.

wACHA rETIRING fOR

This belongs to the correct clan forum, and not to the pubic forum.