i'm taking a tweet Brake So I can spend some time with the fam. Hey Jefferson and Adams, You know the drill no partying while i'm gone. #notapartyguy
We The People Want No More Tea, We will settle For Coffee. we have thrown off our chains in order to create a Nation, Under God, Free From Tea #itakeminewithsuger
THE INVASION OF CANADA
Green! I told you to stay Back at The Camp! Dam it! now I gotta deal with a Bunch of hockey stick Throwing, Ice Skating, Grammer Destroying Northern Version of The Britts! #imissarnold
IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAD TWEETED
- An alternative history -
THE DOUGLAS - LINCOLN DEBATES
lol! take that you little troll, Stephy Douglas. yeah we all know you wanted Marry but Rejection is bitch isn't it? lol
THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION
Slaves free! ( if living in Confed. ) rest of you - not so much. #doingbestican
THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
87 yrs ago, our fathers did big stuff. now big war. Govt by people good.
Play s'posed 2 B good. am dying to see
IF RICHARD NIXION HAD TWEETED
- an alternative history -
THE 1960 ELECTION
I will be back, no worries everything is good. congrats to Johnny cuz im sure he will serve long....or will he?
THE OPENING OF CHINA
I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, all americans will have the right to buy cheap, mass produced, hot wheels from a nation that still uses child labor. today, my dream has been fulfilled. today, America has become great again #bitchallyouwantrepublicans
I did not order a break in into the Watergate hotel for my personal gain. i rebuke the media for ever for ever considering that possibility. Tapes, witnesses, Documents will never prove anything! i am fuly innocent!!
WATEREGATE ( THE NEXT DAY )
i shall resign from the presidency effective at noon tomorrow #wheresmyEisenhower?
IF REAGAN HAD TWEETED
- An alternative history -
THE 1980 ELECTION
America has made her choice.....they have rejected peanuts for Actors #PBJjustlostitsP
IRAN - CONTRA
I didn't know I swear. Now, my staff knew, but they didn't know that I thought they didn't know when they thought I knew when I really didn't know they thought I knew! And if I had known that they knew or thought that I had known.....well...let's just say nobody would have been knowing anything! #presidentialsugerhigh
THE SOVIET UNION MEETINGS
everything is going good. I've got Gorbachev right where I want him.....at a table with no translator signing every document I give him #weplayroughinmurica
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What if some of our Presidents.....Had Tweeted?: 1/11/2016 19:14:16
I've figured you out Karl, you are just a pathetic child who only craves of the attention given to him by spreading his meaningless word to get the people of warlight agitated. But you only do this because you are a lonely outcast who really never had friends, so you come to harass others because ;would you believe you get harassed in real life. Checkmate fgt.
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What if some of our Presidents.....Had Tweeted?: 1/12/2016 16:30:24