you are 6'3.... 5'7 overhere...

I'm 5'5

When is was 13 I jumped off a bunk bed and broke my left arm. My fall was broken by a pack of playing cards

My appendix broke open. It hurt so much I almost couldn't walk.

damnnnnnnnnnn

I went to the playground in silky shorts. It just had a new swing set installed. It was sharp. Blue bars, high-standing (I mean this swing set was TALL), and smoothed out rubber seats. I had to try it out. So I did.
I got it swinging pretty high up, maybe 5-7 degrees from being perpendicular, from what I remember. It was so great, I wanted to see how far out I could jump. During this event, I learned two things: anxiety can slow down your internal clock and reaction time, and that silky shorts and smooth rubber don't stick together. I let off the ropes too late, and my silky shorts caused me to slide right off the swing and be positioned at least 7+ feet in the air, perpendicular to the ground, upside-down. If there wasn't mulch underneath me, I might have been physically unable to cry. Needless to say I did not stick the landing, but being my dumbass preteen self I tried again after a couple weeks. Still didn't stick it, but I didn't screw up my neck and back that time.

my family announced we were moving to Tennessee!

Yeah, that is really painful. I feel for you.

My penis got stuck in the crevice

Damn, you player, man.

Edited 1/10/2016 23:03:29

Only a Scotsman...

At summer camp, someone snuck into or bunk and put Lego bricks all over our cabin floor.

Yeah.

I've done lots of stupid things that aren't every painful.

-Stapled fingers
-Stabbed self with compass (accident)
-played the knife game with a knife; could have gone much worse Tbh
-Balls on bikeframe
-Balls in backwheel
-Ankle in bike wheel broke several spokes
-Head over handlebars
-Fell down half of an escalator made me scared of them for a while.
-Walked into lampposts (bonus points as it's always been when I'm sober)

But the worse pain you cam feel is standing on a electric plug left out at night.

Edited 1/10/2016 23:43:59

I am with the Scot, NOONE should have to move to Tennessee...



I also agree with Luna, what is with these wierd ass posts.

at the age of 7 i dislocated my elbow. i had to wait 3 days for the doctor, because in my old country a real doctor was quite expensive.

at the age of 19 a nerve in my jaw ignites and had to be removed. the operation was the most painful hour in my life.

Not as exciting but I had "ghost pain" for ~2-3 years because I'm super-allergic to grass (burn that shit with a flamethrower) and it rekt my sinuses. It's still around when I'm on things like airplanes due to the change in pressure.

Basically, for hours on end, I got this really, really, really bad pressure-type pain on both sides of my face starting usually around my premolars (and all the way back) but sometimes starting near the front. The fluid trapped in my sinuses pressed down on the nerves in those teeth so I felt like I needed to take a hammer and get rid of those teeth. It presumably wasn't as bad as getting my penis grinded in a bike wheel (enjoy not being able to have children ever) but it was super-persistent and got me semi-addicted to Benadryl so I could make it stop.

Beyond that, I once punched something in my dream (a wall IRL) and knocked myself off the bed and fell about 8-10 feet on my back onto a dresser. Knocked the breath out of me and hurt like a bitch but didn't break any bones.

God Relm don't you have some Donald trump, Hate Mexicans, rally to go to? Plus I have been to your precious Virginia and there's no way in hell I would live there....an army of feminists and Socialists would ride me out on a rail. Tennessee is gorgeous, the people are extremely friendly, it felt like home. Virginia felt Like a more boring version of Michigan/Ohio

I'm sorry to say this relm but at this point your just trolling. I don't go on your posts saying there meaningless ( there are plenty of times I could have and I will name them if you want ) because I respect your right to basically express your opinion so please have some decency and do the same for me

Ah yeah vitriol comment on burning pain reminded me of the shingles I've had; the scar still itches when I hear something disgusting.

1/5 ppl get it in there life enjoy.

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54ced80ee4b0aa862f974cbf/t/55b69de1e4b0491deed5dde5/1438031330312/shingles.jpg

Edited 1/11/2016 00:25:47

I thought Shingles only affected the elderly??

I was questioning the wierdness, it was as if you wanted to tell people about how your penis got stuck in a bike...

Also I have made a few posts like that, so I refute my ability to sit on a high horse, but I do not pump them out in the shear massive quantity you do XD

The feminists and socialists are in Fairfax, if you want to see the beautiful part of Virginia, the plateau (where I am guessing you went) is not the best place... you should take a trip through the Shanendoah Valley.

Edited 1/11/2016 00:33:57

my point was to share weird, funny, painful stories with fellow WL players

So you choose to share a story of how your dick got caught in a bicycle... interesting...

Im 15

It's funny, painful, and weird so it fit the topic just perfectly