Back when I was a noob

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i need to ask my parents why they picked the name Connor

Connor originally is an Irish name and is derrived from Saint Cornelius.

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Fernet is the best drink in the world!

my name is obvious

Fernet is the best drink in the world!

you must be drunk


my name:

No conor is a first name but connor is a surname i know its my name.

I know someone named connor

I live in a large country. Thus its a great expanse.

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connor will save us all when machines took over the world!

to my name:
I used to play "unreal tournament" in school some times (when we had a break between lessons).
I needed a Name and I really liked to play with the sniper, even without using the scope. I can't remember why... but I made snife out of sniper and knife (there is no knife in this game... but... 13 year old boys still have the power of imagination)

Later I looked this word up in the internet (no native speaker) and I found something like:
"Similar to the spork or foon, a snife is a spoon and a knife joined together. First thought to be useful for eating soup, the snife is now most commonly used for stabbing. Shadow of PI forums was the inventor of the snife."
[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snife]

I liked that and started to make up a new theory/religion around that and the choise of my name. "Screw all you forks! You are not needed! All I need is snife!"
(Don't tell anyone the real origin of my name or my disciples will burn me!)


I stick to the Name where ever I can, but unfortunately this name is to short sometimes. I think that it only happened to me twice that this name was already taken (but can't remember where).

My name is Philip

Every night before I go to bed, I pray to the Great Soap in the Sky. I ask for his sudsy goodness to fall all over me and protect me from all things unclean. Then one day, when I dropped the soap at school, I felt two large hands grab me as I was bending over. It was the janitor. I had heard many stories of my fellow classmates getting destroyed by his massive shlong. He began winding up for a powerful thrust. I knew this was then end. As he came down upon my exposed rectum, I could feel a warm wet feeling consume my body. The force of the thrust rippled my cheeks and blood went everywhere. I thought my buttocks was torn to shreds, but I felt no pain. I looked back to see the janitor lying on the ground. There was a large blood splotch where his crotch should be. Chunks of flesh and foreskin covered the walls. I tried to get up but I slipped. I was covered in soap. After a slippery struggle I was finally able to stand. It was then when I realized what happened. I smiled. I knew it was him who protected me. I silently thanked him for protecting my buttcheeks and for making sure the janitor will never hurt anyone ever again.

I tend to go by either igatkik or Tassidall in games. i really enjoy that they mean something to me and i can get them without adding any numbers or anything.

igatkik is actually the slogan of a company in Papua New Guinea. i gat kik!(its got kick or power) And my class adopted it for our senior hoodies thus i was trying to think of my first username and saw that.

Tassidall- My friend and i enjoyed making up things and we had pretend bad words and we created Tass which we acted like could end the world by saying once. I actually started saying it instead of swearing a few years later. Then when i was really mad i started saying Tass it all! and i kinda liked the sound of it so i made it into a name.

I needed an elegant way to put an sign like "(" at first letter (to be the first player listed in teamgames, FFAs, ...)

So i came to the idea to set an smiley at first (^_^)

But a smiley like this was too simple so i googled for more Text Emoticons
and found this http://fsymbols.com/emoticons/
The text emoticon which i likes most is (ง︡'-'︠)ง

But only one emoticon is bad. how a teammate should call me when my name is (ง︡'-'︠)ง
So i need some more text. I thought what could fit to this emoticon? What does it want to say?

And i think he wants to say "let's fight!!"

And thats my name :)

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My full nick is an italian imprecation xD But I used this one because "Orca" is the italian word for ogress, too... It was a nice couple of words to me

Hi i´m a girl and i´m 24 years old.

Nearly everybody laughs about the fact i named my account like that while beeing a girl.
But the inspiration behind it is the videogame character "Purple Tentacle" from the 1980´s Point and Click Adventure "Day of the Tentacle".

It´s a videogame conqueror and i love purple :D

I question the legitimacy of what is in your pants.

"I question the legitimacy of what is in your pants. "

Why would the contents of anyone's pants need legitimizing?

I was reading The Last Man on Earth and I imagined if it was set in Japan instead

Day of the Tentacle

<3

Shortened to "DOTT" I always have a double-take whenever people talk about "DOTA" and also another game I play called "DOTD" I often affectionately refer to as "Tentacles" just because of the similarity.

Honestly, I've never known anyone else to know that game, and I started to believe it was a myth I made up as a child... At 24 though, I'm surprised you were old enough at the time to play it?