The forums have a big mouth, with which they blabber a lot
They argue bout most everything, controversial or not
And if you find trolls, try to avoid them now

We come here because it's a place like no where else
When we leave for work we expect others to post
While we're away, these trolls don't leave the house
This is a place for nerds found nowhere else

This forum's got eyeballs, in the back of its head
We talk shit about people, sometimes we wish that they're dead
If you see a retiree,tell them it's over now

This is a forum filled with nerds like nowhere else
Undoubtedly someone will find the tune to these lyrics
While we're away the trolls come and, play for kicks
The debates here are just like nowhere else

And if you find Fizzer, tell him he must work now

If you find Mercer, tell him he owes me thirty bucks!

And if you watch the forums gom watch em watch em watch em, go!

Seems like every thread is just unlike nowhere else
Here we lack in mental health
Fizzer sits all day, and counts all of his muh-huh-unh-unh-nay
Warlight's a place like nowhere else. ...

Ayy brought a tear to my eye

This really went under the radar.

Genghister Rap anyone?

Mind if I sing this in the shower?

If you know the tune, sure.