Don't worry, that snake isn't a poisonous one...

At least that person was right. Wonder what killed him though.

"Trust me, I do this all the time."

"Watch this!"

"What're you gonna do, stab me?"

"It's the Spetznaz."

''ayyyyyyyy lmao''

"I never lose at Russian Roulette!"

"And for my next trick I will jump the wheel of fire"

(British trench) "well this is boring, ah I've got a good game. Simon says stand up"

" Pfttt don't worry,Coldplay aren't that depressing"

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"You underestimate my power!"

"Now where did I put that landmine..?"

"Nothing to be worried about,the titianic will never sink!"

"Im not the father"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62a9_gD60HQ

Haven't seen mock the week in ages thanks for that funny reminder.

"Toro,toro"

(in a Country accent) "'old me beer an' watch dis"

"They couldn't hit a elephant from this distance"

"Is that a sniper on the horizon?"

"John Cena isn't that tough..."

"oh, look its some My Little Pony"
"i can take this Deathclaw"
"i declare war on Connor True"

"parsnips are better than turnips"

"Alluh Akbar!!!"