And also Chris I'm pretty sure a wedding (once in a lifetime) is not the same as any of those things (everyday occurrences).
To be fair,
1) I know enough divorced people to say that a wedding is not necessarily a opnce in a lifetime experience.
2) I know more married people than people who've lost dogs, so I dispute your claim that ALL of those were "everyday occurrences"
That being said: gratz to them, maybe they can start making their stupid sexual puns to each other and keep them off the forums.