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The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 02:57:53


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(After typing this, I felt the need to say that I am not about to kill myself or anything. And also, please don't report me for language. I censored myself as best I could, I really did.)

F*ck life. When is it supposed to become good? When I graduate with a master's in Anthropology only to find that the need for jobs is too small? When I graduate from Nursing school and work myself to death with sleepless nights? When the government flat out robs me of my money? "Oh, you want to go to college? Well, that's all your money you make until you grow out of your prime years. That, or go to Europe to have a free education, only to pay higher taxes in order for other people to go to college." F*ck college. Why do I have to pay so much f*cking money, which I don't have by the way, in order to be lectured for an hour just to do all work on my own time? If those professors aren't getting paid handsomely, then I'd like to know just where the hell that money I never had is going.

You know all problems in life would be solved if we all just killed ourselves off. Nuke everybody, then there will be no problems to complain about, because we are all dead.

F*ck France, while I'm at it. If it weren't for the Franks back in the 700's, we would all be Muslims, and this Middle East sh*t wouldn't be happening. Way to go, France, you brought ISIS on all of us because you didn't want to get conquered.

You know all those quotes that people have about life. "Live life the way you want to." "Go out and live." "Life is a waste if you don't live it." Well, I'm sorry I don't have any f*cking money to do jack sh*t! Life is just waiting out there to be conquered by me? If only I wouldn't be swamped in student loans, conflict, and political correctness.

F*ck PC, too. Making Ben Carson sound like a racist because he says he doesn't find it wise to elect a Muslim as US President. What they don't say is that he's worried that he would hold Sharia Law above the law of the US, but the population is too damn stupid and brainwashed to even question why Carson thinks that way! They don't even know what Sharia Law is!

F*ck black people. Why should they get benefits from the government? Forcing construction companies to buy 30% of their supplies from minority-run businesses. Guess how much the minority supply cost is? A lot higher than others, because they are getting a free ride from the government.
Oh, you have all A's throughout high school, did community work willingly, and got good scores on your SAT. Sorry, but this guy's skin color is a shade of brown and we need to accept a certain amount of African-Americans. There's always next semester.
Don't try calling a black person out on their sh*t, else you will get a race card shoved in your face.

F*ck Mexicans. STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE USA FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! Either that, or come in LEGALLY!

F*ck the people who sympathize for the illegal immigrants. They just want a better place to live? Tough sh*t, we have LAWS! Oh, and what's more, let's make 5 million of them legal, just for sh*ts and giggles. Let's REWARD them for BREAKING THE LAW! Illegal immigrants do not help the country. I agree that it should be made easier for good people to become legal citizens. But never should we reward wrongdoing. And these people are such hypocrites, too. They want to help these people trying to escape poverty, but nothing's changing. We should kill the problem at its source and help rebuild Mexico. "Oh, but that will take too much money!" If you're so butthurt about spending money, then STOP COMPLAINING about the welfare of people who don't have it.

F*ck white people. They're are either far left, or far right. There's this sense of 'white guilt' that I guess it's a sin not to have in this day and age, because we just have to feel so bad for black people today for the age of slavery NONE OF THEM WENT THROUGH. We have to feel so ashamed because our ANCESTORS did some sh*t to brown people. And let's not forget that little controversy that comes out every Thanksgiving Day. "Why are we celebrating a time that practically led to the 'genocide' of Native Americans? This is disgusting and you should feel ashamed to be eating that turkey." I don't see your ass being shipped back to Europe, so you can all shut your hypocrite air-wasters.

And last, but not least, f*ck nature. Nature is such a b*tch, especially in the US. If you want nice weather, it's accompanied by six months of life-threatening weather. You've got the Midwest with its beautiful sky, amber waves of grain, and 75% of the world's tornadoes. Meanwhile, we're waiting to see if California breaks off the continent before burning to death. Florida and much of the East Coast is threatened by hurricane season, and great white sharks were closer to shore than they've ever been. Back to Florida, though. An extremely left-wing state, that just so happens to be sinking. Its wildlife is creepy, to the point I could call it the USA's 'little Amazon or Aussie.' If you want safe living condition in the US, then you get sh*tty weather as a tradeoff. Honestly, It's the third largest country in the world and I can't seem to find a perfect living condition that suits my fancy.

Asians don't get f*cked... actually, f*ck you, China. We all noticed your warships near Alaska. You trying to say something? You wanna go? Let's go! Right now, 1v1 us, mate! Yeah, that's what I thought. Just like Russia flying its little plane around Guam, which, by the way, f*ck you for that.

I will leave you with a quote that I have posted before.

"Life asked Death: Why do people love me so much, but hate you so much? Death replied: It is because you are a beautiful lie, and I am an ugly truth."

My, how badly Life has aged over the years.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 03:04:17


Darth Darth Binks
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Well, f*ck that.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 03:05:41


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Good luck.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 03:08:38


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Have you ever considered songwriting or poetry? Sounds like you have a lot of emotions you'd like to get out, and song is the best way.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 03:20:26


Darth Darth Binks
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I'd never be able to write a song that sounds appealing, and poetry is not my cup of tea, although my English teacher seemed impressed with the poem she made me write. If anything, I'd draw out my feelings, but then nobody would understand them, anyway. So here I am, ranting on a knockoff Risk forum for anyone or no one to listen.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 03:38:27


Жұқтыру
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F*ck life. When is it supposed to become good? When I graduate with a master's in Anthropology only to find that the need for jobs is too small?


Why the hell did you go to university for Anthropology? I'm sorry, but that just seems nearsighted to me. Of course there's going to be few jobs for it.

When the government flat out robs me of my money? "Oh, you want to go to college? Well, that's all your money you make until you grow out of your prime years. That, or go to Europe to have a free education, only to pay higher taxes in order for other people to go to college."


What's wrong with second choice? Taxes is percent-based, you know.

F*ck college. Why do I have to pay so much f*cking money, which I don't have by the way, in order to be lectured for an hour just to do all work on my own time? If those professors aren't getting paid handsomely, then I'd like to know just where the hell that money I never had is going.


Well, depends on which professor, which university, but in general, professors are pretty nicely above average paid. And the rest - depending on who funds it, the government keeps it or the university leader keeps it, either for himself, or for future research and development. Research universities always are needing more money, as I know.

You know all problems in life would be solved if we all just killed ourselves off. Nuke everybody, then there will be no problems to complain about, because we are all dead.


Then we'd have problems in death.

F*ck France, while I'm at it. If it weren't for the Franks back in the 700's, we would all be Muslims, and this Middle East sh*t wouldn't be happening. Way to go, France, you brought ISIS on all of us because you didn't want to get conquered.


This can be applied to much more than just France - China, America, India.

You know all those quotes that people have about life. "Live life the way you want to." "Go out and live." "Life is a waste if you don't live it." Well, I'm sorry I don't have any f*cking money to do jack sh*t! Life is just waiting out there to be conquered by me? If only I wouldn't be swamped in student loans, conflict, and political correctness.


These quotes are worthless, the only grounds they're so popular is since losers at work like to feel good and they have an excuse -- I'm not unworking, I'm living life the way I want to!". These quotes are worthless. Life isn't about conquering, life is many skirmishes (play Warlight, paying off the mafia) in a very long war, with a few great successful and disastrous battles (vacations and deaths).

F*ck black people. Why should they get benefits from the government? Forcing construction companies to buy 30% of their supplies from minority-run businesses. Guess how much the minority supply cost is? A lot higher than others, because they are getting a free ride from the government.
Oh, you have all A's throughout high school, did community work willingly, and got good scores on your SAT. Sorry, but this guy's skin color is a shade of brown and we need to accept a certain amount of African-Americans. There's always next semester. Don't try calling a black person out on their sh*t, else you will get a race card shoved in your face


Ha, America. Move to anywhere else that didn't have slavery/big racial discrimination in the homeland for such a long time.

F*ck Mexicans. STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE USA FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! Either that, or come in LEGALLY!


Ok, better move out the 800k from EU and Mexico, sorry, won't be siphoning this health care, nope. Who cares, you're barely giving a thing to them anyway, might as well let them wander about, if they find work, excellent, if not, America will let them practically starve. You'd do the same thing if you were a Mexican living in the north.

F*ck the people who sympathize for the illegal immigrants. They just want a better place to live? Tough sh*t, we have LAWS! Oh, and what's more, let's make 5 million of them legal, just for sh*ts and giggles. Let's REWARD them for BREAKING THE LAW! Illegal immigrants do not help the country. I agree that it should be made easier for good people to become legal citizens. But never should we reward wrongdoing. And these people are such hypocrites, too. They want to help these people trying to escape poverty, but nothing's changing. We should kill the problem at its source and help rebuild Mexico. "Oh, but that will take too much money!" If you're so butthurt about spending money, then STOP COMPLAINING about the welfare of people who don't have it.


Everyone would like to end poverty - but how are you going to do it? One person, invite 9 your friends.

F*ck white people. They're are either far left, or far right. There's this sense of 'white guilt' that I guess it's a sin not to have in this day and age, because we just have to feel so bad for black people today for the age of slavery NONE OF THEM WENT THROUGH. We have to feel so ashamed because our ANCESTORS did some sh*t to brown people. And let's not forget that little controversy that comes out every Thanksgiving Day. "Why are we celebrating a time that practically led to the 'genocide' of Native Americans? This is disgusting and you should feel ashamed to be eating that turkey." I don't see your ass being shipped back to Europe, so you can all shut your hypocrite air-wasters.


Forced attitude in America is one thing, but Thanksgiving is a public holiday? A holiday? A holiday?

Germany should have holiday on 31 July, the day when National Socialist party gained parliamentary majority, do you think that's ok?

And last, but not least, f*ck nature. Nature is such a b*tch, especially in the US. If you want nice weather, it's accompanied by six months of life-threatening weather. You've got the Midwest with its beautiful sky, amber waves of grain, and 75% of the world's tornadoes. Meanwhile, we're waiting to see if California breaks off the continent before burning to death. Florida and much of the East Coast is threatened by hurricane season, and great white sharks were closer to shore than they've ever been.

Just move to Midwest.

Honestly, It's the third largest country in the world and I can't seem to find a perfect living condition that suits my fancy.


That's your own fault there, America is a tier-2 country, you're going to find a place to live pretty easily, if you like weather. Alaska is nice.

Asians don't get f*cked... actually, f*ck you, China. We all noticed your warships near Alaska. You trying to say something? You wanna go? Let's go! Right now, 1v1 us, mate! Yeah, that's what I thought. Just like Russia flying its little plane around Guam, which, by the way, f*ck you for that.


America is one to talk, with ships all around Chukotka and Taiwan and the South China Sea. Smedley Butler (the real person) was talking about how America was getting paranoid about Japanese ships in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but he said that's rather hypocritic since America was playing war games right off the home islands. Also, too few folk know this, but Japanese did warn that they would make an attack on America, "soon" and somewhere. 2 days before Pearl Harbor bombings.

"Life asked Death: Why do people love me so much, but hate you so much? Death replied: It is because you are a beautiful lie, and I am an ugly truth."

My, how badly Life has aged over the years.


Don't be selfish, we are constantly growing in human standards as human folk with research and development, 7300 million. Just since you are weak and sad does not mean everyone else is. Life is only getting better, on average.

TLDR: You better hope EU accepts shriveling wimps like you, who knows if you'll still complain like first-world aristocrat you are, though, pretending he is Somalian.

Edited 9/25/2015 03:39:27
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 04:37:23


Genghis 
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Pinkerton is pretty ugly, Martian. But it's ugly in such a way that it's beautiful. It's this thing where it's supposed to be awkward, and it perfectly executes in a soul crushing way.

Penning down some lyrics is nothing but writing down thoughts or brainstorming, and then honing on one theme and boom. Write around that theme. It helps to jog up your creativity beforehand. Do that how you will.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 13:44:40


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Well, I have to agree with pretty much everything Martian has to say here. Only thing I don't like is that whole 'we'd be muslims' thing. Wouldn't be too excited about that. But other than that F*CK THE WORLD.
And Жұқтыру, WHAT THE F*CK! "Just move to Midwest." Why don't you go there and see what happens you little prick.

Edited 9/25/2015 13:50:39
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 13:52:14


Darth Darth Binks
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EP's back!

Only thing I don't like is that whole 'we'd be muslims' thing.

But it's true.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 15:07:57


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The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 15:20:11


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I too agreed with Martian on just about everything here.

Forced attitude in America is one thing, but Thanksgiving is a public holiday? A holiday? A holiday?

Germany should have holiday on 31 July, the day when National Socialist party gained parliamentary majority, do you think that's ok?


You're really comparing Thanksgiving to the rise of the Nazis? I thought your history knowledge was better than that.

Thanksgiving was a celebration between the alliance of the Pilgrims and Native Americans. While that alliance was later betrayed it wasn't the original Pilgrims who did that. If anything, Thanksgiving honors the short (And failed), but still noble, attempt at peace between settlers and natives. There's nothing offensive about it.

/Endhistorylesson

TLDR: You better hope EU accepts shriveling wimps like you, who knows if you'll still complain like first-world aristocrat you are, though, pretending he is Somalian.

The assumption that citizens in the first world have no real problems in life and aren't permitted to complain about anything is an extremely ignorant one. Being better off than someone else in the world does not equal a perfect life. "Aristocrat" would only be accurate in defining a very small upper-percentage of people in the U.S and Europe, and even those people are still humans who have problems.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 15:47:44


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Quick question to clarify something for me. EU refers to the european union correct? or does it refer to just europa?

Edited 9/25/2015 15:50:09
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 16:05:13


Darth Darth Binks
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Last time I checked, it stands for European Union.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 18:46:44


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*smiles smugly for being black and getting into college for little to nothing because race quotas*
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 19:38:53


Darth Darth Binks
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I'm 16. I was getting at people always say to do what you want, or you'll regret it, but I can't do what I want.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 20:59:26


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*keks at Thanksgiving being compared to Hitler*
Ever heard of Godwin's Law?

Also, fuck the mentality that says someone who isn't starving can't have problems. Sure, I have all my physical needs taken care of, but that doesn't mean you can't be completely miserable. No man is without demons. Some are wage-slaves, living for nothing but their paycheck. Some people have depression and literally can't be happy without pills or therapy. Some people are drowning in debt and work 3 jobs a day. Some people were molested as children. Some people are socially awkward and chronically alone. Some people are discriminated against for being born a certain way. Don't fucking tell me that white people in developed countries can't have problems.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 21:07:52


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Martian your 16
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 21:09:39


Darth Darth Binks
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I know.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 21:13:23


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God, save us. The Circle clan have found the off-topic forum...
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 21:20:18


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Excuse me, I don't know what I've done?

I'm actually good friends with a lot of Circle members, and am frequently invited to their clan games :/
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:06:29


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Looked up Thanksgiving, seems to be just a model of big annual festivals held in early winter which were common at the time.

"Just move to Midwest." Why don't you go there and see what happens you little prick.


I assume you mean they're pretty uneducated, on average, as they are just farmers, well, farms are being more and more theode-owned and there's always going to be outliers for a population that big.

You're really comparing Thanksgiving to the rise of the Nazis? I thought your history knowledge was better than that.

Thanksgiving was a celebration between the alliance of the Pilgrims and Native Americans. While that alliance was later betrayed it wasn't the original Pilgrims who did that. If anything, Thanksgiving honors the short (And failed), but still noble, attempt at peace between settlers and natives. There's nothing offensive about it.


The way Martian described it, 'genocide' of Native Americans? This is disgusting and you should feel ashamed to be eating that turkey. That would be wrong to celebrate.

The assumption that citizens in the first world have no real problems in life and aren't permitted to complain about anything is an extremely ignorant one. Being better off than someone else in the world does not equal a perfect life. "Aristocrat" would only be accurate in defining a very small upper-percentage of people in the U.S and Europe, and even those people are still humans who have problems.


Yes, America has a big income inequality, but you know what? The median is still at a very high end. The median American makes 15.5kUSD, or around the average income of Montenegro. Montenegro's average income? 6.42kUSD. In truth, America is the sixth highest in median income, beaten by Finland, Denmark, Luxemburg, Sweden and rank 1 Norway. You live in a tier-2 country, there is no serious conflicts in the homeland, it's the 5th highest in HDI, there is no starving to speak of, America has one of the lowest population/farmable land densities, America has the highest average Calorie consumption, 0.809 cars per person. Come on, tell me how middle-class America is worse than most average folk?

Also, fuck the mentality that says someone who isn't starving can't have problems. Sure, I have all my physical needs taken care of, but that doesn't mean you can't be completely miserable. No man is without demons. Some are wage-slaves, living for nothing but their paycheck. Some people have depression and literally can't be happy without pills or therapy. Some people are drowning in debt and work 3 jobs a day. Some people were molested as children. Some people are socially awkward and chronically alone. Some people are discriminated against for being born a certain way. Don't fucking tell me that white people in developed countries can't have problems.


No, faff the mentality that says that folk who have regular internet access, no pain from starving and a roof over their heads. You don't have a problem. Wage-slaves? Find a more fun job, perhaps lower wage. Depression is you just making problems for yourself, which is an awful mentality, you have no grounds to be depressed whatsoever, those rich punks who think they live in America. Drowning in debt? Don't get into debt. Work 3 jobs a day? Also your choice. Yes, some very isolated bad things happen, and they can be immediately taken care of. Child molestation is nothing compared to, you know, growing up without responsive help, with a couple of gunshots at night and constant starvation. Truthfully.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:22:52


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No, faff the mentality that says that folk who have regular internet access, no pain from starving and a roof over their heads. You don't have a problem. Wage-slaves? Find a more fun job, perhaps lower wage. Depression is you just making problems for yourself, which is an awful mentality, you have no grounds to be depressed whatsoever, those rich punks who think they live in America. Drowning in debt? Don't get into debt. Work 3 jobs a day? Also your choice. Yes, some very isolated bad things happen, and they can be immediately taken care of. Child molestation is nothing compared to, you know, growing up without responsive help, with a couple of gunshots at night and constant starvation. Truthfully.

There are so many wrong things in that paragraph. Debt isn't a choice. People who work three jobs usually have to. The US has gunshots at night. The US has poverty and hunger. You usually love bashing the US, why are you ignoring these things now?
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:26:58


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The way Martian described it, 'genocide' of Native Americans? This is disgusting and you should feel ashamed to be eating that turkey. That would be wrong to celebrate.

I was pretending to be the hypocrites who are so against Thanksgiving Day.

edit: Seriously, why can't they shut up and watch the Detroit Lions game?

Edited 9/25/2015 22:34:01
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:30:57


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X, Thanksgiving was where Native Americans and colonists ate together and brought food to eat with each other. Later was the genocides but the holiday itself has little to do with the genocide. Except that one group involved was eventually genocided.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:33:30


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The primary fallacy of people who insult the US is that they turn around and say how great it is looking at other countries and how we should feel privileged.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:36:36


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Debt is 100% choice - don't pay for things that you don't have money for, only way I see where debt wouldn't be a choice is in the conservative healthcare system, where if you get into an emergency, you're in trouble, not just in health. You can still move to a place where they do have universal healthcare. Folk who work three jobs want the money from three jobs, they don't have to get that money. America has no poverty to speak of, since it does provide some social support for food to unworking folk. There are homeless shelters, learning for 12 years is free and mandatory, and there's no riots over drinking water. Good healthcare will be given, you'll just be in debt. And that's all 5 criteria for being in poverty (Unhealthy foodlack, unhealthy waterlack, a very low learning level, no healers to heal you and a roof on your head.)

I don't like bashing America, it's government is abominable, as are most others and patriotism is a ridiculous lunacy, always. But it's got great living standards.

EDIT: By the way, why is it that everyone hates Obama again for making more universal healthcare?

Edited 9/25/2015 22:48:10
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:38:33


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There are studies in the works of how effective such education is. There are reasons East Asia is beating everyone else out, reasons that extend far into their heritage and cultural roots and into their modern schooling.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:49:26


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learning for 12 years is free and mandatory

Nope. http://gawker.com/why-does-it-cost-almost-600-to-attend-public-school-912311949

Folk who work three jobs want the money from three jobs, they don't have to get that money.

Folk who work three jobs are desperate.

America has no poverty to speak of, since it does provide some social support for food to unworking folk.

Poverty exists. It is one of the reasons why those minority requirement laws exist.

and a roof on your head.

There are people on the streets in big cities, and even out where I live. They hold out cardboard signs asking people to spare some cash or even house them, making the best out of a sleeping bag, claiming the outer side wall of Walmart as their own till the unforeseen future.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 22:50:56


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Debt is 100% choice - don't pay for things that you don't have money for...

Yeah, I could just not go to college and settle for a job that won't be enough to support a stable family.
The Martian Rants: Life: 9/25/2015 23:21:26


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Nope. [uKbsBDVmwT4ecBLNCpK=http://gawker.com/why-does-it-cost-almost-600-to-attend-public-school-912311949
]http://gawker.com/why-does-it-cost-almost-600-to-attend-public-school-912311949[/quote][/uKbsBDVmwT4ecBLNCpK]

600 is not loads in America. Even for the bottom 10 percent (roughly 4000USD by each head), it's affordable, and looking at this further, looks like the school will just annoy you if you don't pay this.

Folk who work three jobs are desperate.


What causes desperation?

Poverty exists. It is one of the reasons why those minority requirement laws exist.


No, each country has it's own poverty target line, in which they want to make sure that 99.9% folk are above; most countries have like percentages under the national poverty line. But internationally, the poverty line ranges from 1.25-2USD, which is fulfilled by 99.9%.

There are people on the streets in big cities, and even out where I live. They hold out cardboard signs asking people to spare some cash or even house them, making the best out of a sleeping bag, claiming the outer side wall of Walmart as their own till the unforeseen future.


I did say 99.9%, and I mean it literally. 0.1% of the population in America in 2013 was homeless, and it has decreased since the last count of this kind in 2007.

Yeah, I could just not go to college and settle for a job that won't be enough to support a stable family.


Don't get a family.

You are wrong, xpapy, because there's a huge difference in cost of living across the US. Secondly, unless you have 2-3 people living together, its generally not enough (gov SSI,SSD) to live on.


It's adjusted for PPP, and cost does not vary that significantly. Omaha is on the lower end, it's got a consumer price index of 65 (cheaper), while New York has a consumer price index of 93, also, in general, the places where things are more expensive the folk on average are going to be richer and in reverse.

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